http://www2.kelloggs.com/ProductDetail.aspx?id=13071
I just had to drop in and say “Yummmmmm!*”
These are new to me, no idea how long they’ve been ont he shelves, since I normally avoid the cookie aisle.
*Also: “Na nanny boo, all for me and none for you!”
Yum.
My favorite cookies ever were the mystic mints: mint cream filling with dark chocolate cookies covered in chocolate. They took them off the shelves years ago alas.
Some time ago, there was a keebler cookie that was a soft shortbread filled with creamy fudge. It was delicious, and far more decadent then my 8 year old palette deserved. I have not been able to track them down.
Alas, dark chocolate sandies will be in my basket on the next shopping trip.
Oh, crap. Only 8 grams of sugar per serving. Well within my limits. I’m doomed.
Wait…one serving is only TWO cookies, not a WHOLE BAG??? What a ripoff!!! 
Stopping at the grocery store on the way home. I’ve had a crappy week. These might be just the ticket. If they turn out ot be a crushing disappointment I’ll kepp it to myself.
Wait! I’m supposed to find a more positive method of self soothing. I’ll take a bath. Then, in the morning when I feel better I’ll buy myself some cookies.