Darwin Valentines

Finding this contest last night inspired me to make my own Darwinian Valentine instead of studying last night. I’m not thrilled with the caption, but the only other one I could come up with was something about how I love my valentine, and anyone who proposes an alternative view is an idiot.

I’m too late for the contest, but what would you put on your Darwin valentine?

Your fitness indicators are causing me to have secretions of phenylethylamine. Be my valentine.