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*Originally posted by Davebear *
It’s clean, now, though. I licked it clean, because the handle was a little slippery, from when you had it inserted in your…ahem…um, thank you.
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What were you drinking last night? That wasn’t me! Hell, I was at home, in bed (alone) by 12:30!
Oh, those damned tags!
Wow. I guess you could teach me something about how to make a late entrance 
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It might, if you do it right.
:eek: Is that like a mini-pit at me :eek: Thats too cool :D:p
My goodness, I think it was!:eek:
See what happens, when you don’t read every post? Besides, no one said anything about it taking two people. 
Hell, I’m thinking Lola could teach Cher how to make an entrance!
LOL! Wanna see my whip, little girl?
Nevermind about the sex threads, is it not possible for you to write a sentence without a great big grinning smilie in it? People can guess that you’re being light-hearted without them.
Nevermind about the sex threads, is it not possible for you to write a sentence without a great big grinning smilie in it? People can guess that you’re being light-hearted without them.
Francesca
People can guess thatyou would like action taken in one post. Two are not needed. 
I’m pretty sure it IS possible. But, I’d prefer not to. I have, actually, made a number of posts that didn’t include smilies. But, I’ve already had more than one misunderstanding, due to ambiguity. People don’t always take things in the spirit in which they’re offered. At least, with a smilie, it’s pretty obvious what the intent is (generally) So, I think I’ll stick to using them, if it’s all the same to you. Or, even if it isn’t.
Congratulation, Dave. It seems appropriate that post 69 in this thread was one of yours :D.
Funny how everywhere Dave goes, he starts a party. Yup, you are so my type.
No, no, stick it to Francesca, silly. This is the Pit, guys. Or you could always stick it in, but I think that’s already been covered with the whip. Or, I mean, the whip has been covered…oh, nevermind. See what you DO, Dave?
And for the record, I’ve been so busy I haven’t Doped much this past week and I miss checking in on the sex threads. Especially the flirting circle with Rhino’sHoney and Branwen.
Davebear honey (and you too, betenoir), let me tell you a littel secret. Everything I know about being a saucy, witty, kittenish siren, I learned from her.
So you coming up or what, Dave? There is a bottle of veuve cliquot that I’ve been dying to take a bath in, and that bubbly ain’t gonna just leap out of the bottle and onto me all by itself, now is it?
Is that like those old fashioned sewing circles but with thigh high boots, whips and baby oil??? :D:p
Mmmmm! 69! 
Yummmm-meee!
SFT!!! WooHoo! SFT is here! Come over here, and gimme a great big Pit Party kiss! You are so my type, sunshine!
Oops! There’s another big ol’ smilie. Oh, well. I guess Francesca will just have to …ummm…suck it up. And, Pit or no Pit, I ain’t stickin’ nothin’ in her. I don’t even know the lady.
We’ve missed ya’, SFT. I hope life eases up, soon, so you can come back and play more often.
Honey, you’ve got more class than that skank-ho ever will! Lead the way. I wanna watch you sashay up those stairs from close range, this time! And, it ain’t just the bottle that’s ready to pop!
Excuse us, folks. We’ll be back in an hour, or two. Probably.
Kind of. I think we do a fair amount of needling, too, though.
Thanks, Dave. Be sure to give me a hug after you come back downstairs. (And after you shower. From what I can tell, you’re going to be very sticky.) After next Wednesday, all of my major stuff will be out of the way, and I’ll be breezing my way into summer break! (And back into the SD addiction.)
I think the ‘Spit and Swallow Pub’ crowd should collect and name themselves. You are, afterall, a force to be reckoned with when it comes to discussions of sex.
Hey, a party! I thought I’d better gatecrash just so you’d know I wasn’t sore at not being invited
Now, obviously some other guy is the one doing fun stuff upstairs with the hot chick :dubious:, but it’s all right, I came prepared.
Takes out trumpet, sticks mute in the business end, and starts playing some seriously sleazy music
So now that Davebear is out of the way, and we’ve got some music going on, how about all you perdy ladies come on over here with me… and don’t forget the whip!
Wow. 
I woulda’ invited you to join me, upstairs, but I didn’t think you’d accept, if that’s what the cold shoulder is about. Here, I’m practically doing the Snoopy Dance, because I’m so happy to see you, I ask you for a kiss, and you offer me a “stranger hug”? :dubious:
Don’t blame me, man. It was a surprise party. Glad you brought your horn, though. Wanna jam on some blues? I’m feelin’ kinda low, right now.
Pops the case on his flugel, sets up, and begins wailing on My Wasted Tears
