Goddamn this is turning into some big love fest with a sideline in S&M …
BBQ Pit my arse… (not literally Dave 
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Rhino’sHoney! I’ve missed you!
Hey! Who’s the nekkid person?
AND WHO STOLE MY WHIP?
I’ll pit your arse if you let DB near with his whip. I don’t know what sick fantasies he’s been harboring these last few weeks, but he better keep them to himself! Granted I’d have to make some shit up to pit you, but I’d have plenty of fun doing it. Now where’d that sick old hairy bastard go with that whip?
Is he the one that has my whip?:mad:
[Hijack]Thanks hon… had a coupla bad days… haven’t been in the mood to post much really nor even read… been catching up a bit today. Am just sitting wishing life was simpler 
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I’m so sorry. If you feel the need to vent to an anonymous stranger, you know where to find me.
Thanks Branwen and Davebear, but I’m not in the place in my head to do that just yet… but when I get there, you’ll be my first port(s) of call {{{{{ hugs for caring though }}}}}}}}} (Dave, if/when that happens, we’ll need LOTS of booze… lots and lots and lots!!!)
BTW Branwen and Davebear… awhhhhhh you sound a cute couple ya know lol…
runs through the thread, flashing
Just thought I’d heighten the tone of the thread, or something.
Wolf Whistle Ow! My neck!
Sorry, Honey. You were saying? Oh, right! Lots and lots of booze. No problem. 
But, I think you’ve got Branwen paired off with the wrong guy. I think she’s really a Mouseketeer, at heart.
So it did…and I’m late .
That’s true. So, no punishment for you, until you’ve earned it.
While I still believe that sex threads aren’t exactly what I want to come here to read, they do tend to be titled correctly and I can just avoid them, although I still wish there weren’t so many to avoid. (I can notice the high percentage of them by the titles – it isn’t always necessary to read them to see that they exist. I didn’t see this one coming, though. Oh well, one sex thread won’t hurt me.)
{{{Rhino’sHoney}}}, it’s a standing offer, so if you ever need to talk, feel free.
Davebear, mouseketeer, huh? Cute, but need I remind you who it was that used the whip on flybynight?
flouncing in, fashionably late in fuck-me pumps Davebear, you enjoy the party down here for now. I’ll meet you upstairs in an hour.
walks up the stairs, hips swaying seductively
Damn! I need to pop in more often. Did I miss the party? I don’t have a whip, but I have a scepter. It has 3 speeds and 9 attachments. 
You didn’t see this coming? Girl, don’t go crossing any busy streets by yourself. If you didn’t see this coming, you got no chance of seeing a tiny little thing like a Mack truck coming.
I don’t think he enjoyed it, though. He hasn’t been back, since.
:eek: Wolf whistle! An hour? Okay!
Wipes the drool off his chin and checks the time…every thirty seconds
Anyone know what time it is? I think my watch is running slow.
Miss the party? No, it’s just getting started. Nice scepter, your Majesty. And, that’s quite a pair of royal orbs you’re packing, as well.
Can you blame him? I think you scared him off.
And is anyone else not surprised that Davebear would be the one most likely to get pitted and get lucky all in the same thread?
I think y’all can keep that whip, too. I’m kind of afraid of where it’s been, now.:eek:
runs in a with a giant sized pack of baby wipes … just in case ya know
And no Branwen I am so NOT surprised that Dave can get pitted and lukcy at the same time… but isn’t that kinda part of his charm (ahem )
*hands Branwen some antiseptic wipes for her whip… like you say, you never know
Such a wuss! :rolleyes: It only bled a little.
Well, I was surprised. I figured sooner or later someone would Pit me for it, but I didn’t expect it to be so nice.
Cool! Thanks! It’s clean, now, though. I licked it clean, because the handle was a little slippery, from when you had it inserted in your…ahem…um, thank you.
Awww! 
Hey!
mumble mumble said she liked me mumble mumble asshat! mumble grumble