Dear Attractive Married Women: Plz Wear A Ring.

It would have been better if I never found out, at the ripe old age of 13, that some of my married teachers and baseball moms were down to fuck. I was a big kid, already a light heavyweight, so they weren’t so much pedophiles as lacking judgement and self-restraint.

I did judge them, then. Kids prefer a simple universe, not one with gray areas where the moral failings of adults are plain to see. I don’t judge them, now. They just are who they are. But I don’t have any illusions either. At some point, you have to stop looking at Broadwell, Nowak, and the scores of high school teachers as exceptions, and just accept the fact that this is what a lot of women do. Including several women that I work with.

The “all women are whores” was a quote from Giraffe. I never called anyone a whore.

What I did say was that the right man with the right plan can talk a married woman into anything. If you’re not the right man, or you don’t have the right plan, you’re wasting your time. Ring or no ring, this basic fact does not change.

How exactly do you think clubs work?

*Men who want casual sex should seek out women who also want casual sex. If they find out a woman isn’t interested in what they’re interested in they should move on and not act butt-hurt about it
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Absolutely. Nothing is less attractive than acting butt-hurt about a rejection.

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For someone who hasn’t been talking about the OP, you sure mention him a lot.

Or if he did, he didn’t post it online :frowning:

(This is a joke. A fucking joke (no pun intended), put down those pitch forks.)

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I think the primary problem is an inability to distinguish between ‘man who is slightly disappointed’ and ‘man who is utterly butthurt’. Apparently there is no middle ground at all, and any man who even thinks about asking a woman out is just a misogynistic asshole who thinks that he is owed sex by all those dirty cockteases he meets at the mall. After all, it’s not like you ever hear a woman lament over meeting a nice guy and then finding out that he has a girlfriend.

The difference between fish and women: women know it’s a contest, and they’re playing by different rules.

Aw hellll no, I’m not coming back in this sinking thread for this one. Some women might be trolling for attention. Not all. Some men who hit on strange women might be obnoxious cavemen, some might be genuinely nice guys. Sorry for dissing you, OP, but Doug pulled the Leopard print panties card so Ima fold.

Ha! I hope this is you being funny and not your general attitude. Because if it is, yikes!

Yes, yes we horrible wimmenz are playing our game everywhere we go in hopes some foolish man will come cast his line for us while we are at the grocery store, the gas station, the bank, the mall, a parking lot, the dry cleaner, etc. To hell with wanting to go out and get things done, we are really out just to play our game with our different rules. Man, that’s the best part of being a woman!

I’m not sure I’ve ever been to one. Is this the same thing as, say, a sports bar? Or a bar attached to a restaurant?

Only if it’s a seafood restaurant.

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Right, it’s inconceivable that a woman might actually remain loyal to her partner. It only takes a man knowing the right combination of words/actions to make her drop her panties. Newsflash: women aren’t vending machines. You don’t push a combination of buttons to get a set result.

Why is that “the” problem?

I’m pretty sure Giraffe isn’t Jesus. He does have disciples, though. :smiley:

Yup.

Weirdest frigging thread we’ve had in quite a while. Weird.

Single people are into fish? :dubious:

Yea, right. Next you’re going to tell me that isn’t a coin-slot, either.

Number one, it has to be the right man, as I said. Just any random guy can’t pull it off. The vast majority of men couldn’t have flipped Broadwell. Petraeus was the right man.

Number two, the right plan is not like pushing buttons on a vending machine. It’s like writing a subroutine for an expert system, and then executing it, in real time.

Inconceivable? No. Just unlikely, when the married woman in question is faced with a highly desirable man who’s making the right play for her affections.

Damn it.

I pressed A13 and just got some Funions. I meant to press B13 and get some willing vagina.