Dear Attractive Married Women: Plz Wear A Ring.

Oh my god. I can’t believe you’d reject me. You’ve been flirting with every woman in this thread with your words-- teasing us, leading us on. Finally, I work up the courage to hint that I want to touch your penis and THIS is how you react toward me? I can’t believe it. I just can’t. You should have been more considerate of my feelings, sir. You’re nothing but a filthy tease.

Nobody puts Diosa in the friendzone!

I’m not sure if you are joking or trying to prove a point in regards to my earlier post about the tease. I’m just thick-headed like that. To my rather derogatory comment about feminists it was both. It was a reply to Bosstone’s comment which I thought was humorous and a bit of ire on my part. Consider it a bad joke. I didn’t realize not approving of Feminists’ intervening in child custody cases would get me labeled a part of the “he-man woman haters club”. Although its my fault for not clarifying in the first place. “I recognize my failing and will be sure to correct it.”

Sigh. You still don’t get it. Color me still shocked that you’re having trouble getting a date.

You don’t like being accused of misogyny by a feminist? Don’t get a job at the post office. Those poor guys get yelled at all day long by feminist demanding to register for Selective Service.

Then why don’t you explain it to me? We’ll consider it ignorance fought.

À solid case of “she’s not that into you.” She finds you a handy fall back when she wants an ego boost, and she probably does have passing thoughts that it would be nice to have a boyfriend who is completely gaga over her, but if she was actually attracted to you, honey, wild horses wouldn’t have stopped her. You were the flirty gay gay to her fag hag- a “safe” way to get some sexual attention while she waited to find a guy she actually real life wants to fuck.

And no, this doesn’t make her a bad person. Not liking the rules doesn’t buy you a lot of high ground when you just keep on playing the game.

even sven

I attributed that to my own naivette(I posted that earlier) at that time and hold myself just as responsible as her if not more for the way it turned out. Lesson learned. I put my case forward as to illustrate a possible friend zone. I was a kid at the time and probably still am by y’all’s standards.

You quoted Little Rascals, can’t be under 30.

Why? Because I like a classic movie? :smiley:

Ah. The movie.
I assumed the series. But since you called the Rascals remake a classic, I admit my opinion of you needs be revaluated. Of course, if you claimed the original series as “classic” I’d call you a racist. It’s really hard to win cred with Rascals references.

This is some funny shit. Just sayin.

Not really trying to win cred per say, but trying to defuse the situation with what I thought was a funny reference. I didn’t think about the reception it would have due to speaking with majorly an older croud. That’s why I tend to read instead of post. I do so to learn from those with more experiences than myself from both sides of an argument. Nice to see things from multiple angles.

You know what’s funny to me? The idea of a nervous guy approaching me at the grocery for small talk expecting either a harp playing angel to descend over the blossoming romance, or for me to turn on him like a snake-haired, teeth-baring, screeching harpy who laughs manically as he turns to stone.

Just yanking your chain.

But you see how that’s not some mythical situation where the woman would get with you, if only you hadn’t made some terrible mistake and inadvertently got “friend zoned.” In the situation you describe, the potential for “something more” was never there. There was nothing you could have done to make for a different outcome. You were her friend, not her would-be-if-only-xyz boyfriend.

Smoke some weed. Some states it’s legal, and it’ll all chill and make sense. SWIM says.

Kind of what I was getting at. I doubt if anyone in this thread is extreme at all IRL. I’ve been hit on exactly once in six months, and he left dust when I said I’m married with newborn. I do hear about what coldhearted teases women are from male coworkers and a few of my lunkhead friends.

But I clearly don’t know what the hell men are thinking and I don’t understand men at all, because I was complimented, flirted with, and propositioned more the last three months I was duck waddling pregnant than in the previous 41 years. You guys are into some weird shit. No wonder guys get all bent out of shape if an average woman turns them down, cause some of you sure seem willing to go the extra mile.

No mystery. If a woman’s pregnant, it’s just proof she puts out. :smiley:

I beg your pardon! I’ll have you know I found myself in such a state via divine intervention.