Just received on a purchase order from a customer:
ATTN VENDOR: PLEASE SHEEP ASAP. THANKS.
Reply to Vendor: LAST REQUEST UNCLEAR. PLEASE SPECIFY WHAT EWE WANT.
D’oh! :smack: That should be “Reply to Customer” of course.
BAA!
You’re welcome.
I just wish we sold computer parts.
ATTN CUSTOMER: RAM ON BACKORDER.
Sorry But Our Stock Is Debleated.
But why should not sheep be pleased? Surely you want to go through life making things nicer for all the nice animalssesss?
Hmm, it would be fun if the OP’s company sold tupperware.
You know what I hate? THE STUPID CODING THAT AUTOMATICALLY FUCKS UP POSTS IF THEY ARE IN ALL CAPS.
Sounds like an invitation to fleece them.
All right. Enough woolgathering. Back to work!
I don’t believe you’d be able to pull the wool over their eyes. Especially if his name is “Harold”.
Maybe they’re just unfamiliar with protocol.
Get a customer rep out there to shepherd them through the process.
Shear nonsense, this is.
So is this customer from San Merino, by any chance?
Indiana. [Insert favorite Hoosier joke here.]
“Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous”
You know, none of this is really a surprise as more and more people are making their purchases ovine.
I always thought that was Wyoming. . .
[sub]Everybody knows we have many more cows, and let me tell you, some of those bulls get pretty jealous.[/sub]
Sometimes things like this make kids of us all. Not to mention the vendor should be wary of a wolf in sheep’s clothing.
Keep going with these bad puns, and I’ll be forced to go on the lamb from threads like this.