Dear customer: I don't think we do that here

I’m happy to share the praise in this thread. No need to hogget all for myself.

I’m a little lost. Have I been weft behind?

Haven’t you herd? We’ve only just grazed the surface.

I hadn’t. Guess I was woolgathering.

Knit-wit!

Y’all are such a bunch of cards !

Indyellen in post #51 and Ponder Stibbons in #54 used the ‘Weft’ for Left pun.

BANG!

Punned down by the Punfighter.

You speak the Hoof, but by Hook or (shepherd’s) Crook, we must seek Pastures Anew. Why chew someone else’s cud? And Keep to sheep, please, Better Ungulate than never, eh?

Reality Chuck used 'Woolgathering in post #10.
BANG!
The Punfighter.

Reality Chuck, Pardon.
Posters of Old, weren’t half as Bold…

Wow, some of you folks are pretty crochet-y this morning!

I’m all sett to go bobbin for puns, but I wheel-ly have to do some work here in the orifice first. Once I’m done, alpaca bag full of 'em and come back here.

Yes, that’s what I’m talking about. Carding the wool will give a new spin for the thread…

Well, I’m trying to keep the thread on topic, rather than roving off of it.

:smiley:

The last few puns were really stretching it, but y’all had to ram 'em through anyway …

Y’all are warped!

Are you going to go on a Lamb-Pave, wreaking destruction right and left?

but that wouldn’t be the lamb’s fault. It’d be the Asphalt.

Quoth JimSox5:

With an emphasis on “pretty”. Hey, you said it, not I

[sub]Sonoran, notice how I resisted temptation and said “you” instead of “ewe”?[/sub]