Dear customer: I don't think we do that here

See, I’d always heard that as the punch line to “Let’s make like a duck …” You know, along with the other classics, “Let’s make like a tree” and “Let’s make like a baby”.

I think that’s the joke where the farmer wakes up to the sheep beeping the horn in the pickup truck.

Same way one orks a cow.

There’s a joke in this one about gay sheep, I just know it.

I’m shocked, SHOCKED! that no one has figured out the customer’s true meaning:

The sheep are displeased. They need pleasing, and they need it now.

Do I want to know what happens if the sheep stay displeased?

I dunno, but I bet it’s still better than having to give all those sheep a good pleasing.

Ummm, okay. How’s this?

Hoosier daaaa-dy?

I guess we shouldn’t be surprised this wove its way into threadspotting.

I dunno; I think this thread took a weft turn somewhere. :smiley:

I dunno; I think this thread took a weft turn somewhere. :smiley:

Sorry about the double post; the hampsters were being evil with my posts.

Sometimes baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa means no!!! :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

So ewe wish ewe had weft well enough alone?

I don’t know wether or not to think this is funny.

Same thing that happens when they get wet…they shrink.
Keeping inventory on sheep is impossible. You always fall asleep before you finish! :smiley:

I think it’s time for you to all sheep up or sheep out. :eek:

To say nothing of the sheeping charges. Do you sheep them out first class or not at all?

When it comes to sheep puns, I’m lanolin down. Anyone who crosses it better have an original pun. One that hasn’t appeared in this thread yet.

Yes, it’s a challenge of sorts. Like an Old Western Punfighter.

This thread has turned into quite a yarn.