Thanks Zoony 
Oh, and you shouldn’t use those big words if you want Konrad to understand what you are saying.
>^,^<
KITTEN
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.
<blink>Konrad is the product of an incestous mating between a gorilla & an incontinent longshoreman with piles.
Also, he votes Republican.</blink>
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What’s your fuckin’ problem with Republicans, Danny?
zoony: Normally, at this point, I would mock you derisively, but I find it hard to take you seriously because your face reminds of that of a badger.
Immediately following Konrad’s attempt at humor, the drummer from the background band can be heard:
BA-DA-DUM
>^,^<
KITTEN
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.
And then unable to stand anymore, the drummer slits his wthroath with his own sticks and dies, putting himself out of his misery.
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
UncleBeer- I do not fuck with Republicans–unless you actually got some girl who is pretty & less than 102 yrs. old to join.
Send me a picture of her; quote your Official Republican Pimp List for prices & maybe we can do business… 
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Republican, Democrat, what’s the diff?
Here in Canada, we have the Rhino Party, of which I am a card carrying member. Cost me 10 bucks.
We field some candidates at the Federal level, but we don’t get much response because we’re too visionary.
Our platform last election:
Tear down the Rocky Mountains and build a nice mall with lots of parking.
Weathermen who screw up in the summer will be executed. We were thinking life imprisonement, but the golfing lobby kicked in a $20 contribution if we saw it their way. We did.
Child molestors, serial killers and Celine Dion will be exiled to the U.S. If you kick up a fuss, we’ll take back everybody but Celine Dion. We’re ready to go to war on that one.
A woman must have a full time job and manage a household at the same time. Yeah, we know that’s the status quo, but we’ll make it a law.
Dogs, cats and morons must be spayed or neutered.
Beer from your faucet. It’s a necessity. We’re gonna do it.
Tropical white sand beaches in all Provinces and Territories.
Porn soundtracks will replace Muzak in elevators and stores.
A $5 bounty on cats.
Free bread and circuses.
Declare war on Luxembourg.
So much to do, so little time.
This space for rent.
<font size=6>War With Luxemborg! YEAH! Sounds Good! The’re small, & they can’t fight back. Plus , nobody can find it on a map.
I LIKE IT!</font>
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Okay, wait. Let me get this straight. I just waded through all these eight of eighty posts, and this is what I get:
Diane likes to accuse people of wanking. Perhaps too much so.
Konrad is younger than the rest of you, so he’s automatically a masturbating monkey shit, not worth the fetid words stewing on your screen.
Everyone else is older than him, and, therefore, by law, better. And, their masturbation jokes are ‘funnier’.
Ah-hah! I’m 18. I’m not ashamed. And ya wanna know something? It doesn’t matter. I’m just as smart and capable as most people twice my age. Age does not matter for shit and anyone that thinks it does is older than the person saying so.
Don’t be elitist simply because you survived McCarthyism. We survived McDonaldsism.
And, if Konrad does whack off, I’m sure you did just as much back in the days of your youth, in your log cabin. If not more. In creepier ways. To pictures of mules. Bleeding.
This post has been directed to no one in particular.
Feel free to accuse me of all sorts of unsightly and possibly illegal deeds.
To quote Jim Carrey, “I llike it!”
Double L intentional.
–Tim
We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak.
Somehow, I feel he may not be refering to the rule of Prime Minister MacDonald in Canada.
But I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt for now.
homer:
Nobody cares how old Raddy is. The point is that he is actually about your age, (which is also no problem), but he has come onto this MB looking–actually demanding–that we all engage in the sort of silly ranking on each other that is most common among kids in junior high. He appears to be bright enough to get beyond that, but has chosen to limit himself to that sort of exchange. (This evening over in GQ, I actually saw the first topic by Raddy that was a genuine contibution to this MB. I hope he keeps it up.)
There are many teens who participate on this MB. Nearly all are welcome. Some who have left are missed (Shadow6003, for example). The shots at Raddy are not aimed at his age, they are aimed at him for actually acting younger than he clearly is while contributing nothing but rancor to the MB.
There are also folks who enjoy extended badinage. Some are good at it; some are not. Raddy gets a B- in his attempts, but 80% of his style is announcing that he is the best there is. There is nothing wrong with being a B- player, it probably means that one is better than 80% of the people out there. Announcing that one is the best when one’s best fails in comparison to 20% simply makes one look silly.
The only unsightly deed of which we would accuse you would be a slightly underdeveloped capacity for reading comprehension. No problem, just read more and try to keep up.
Tom~
Yeah, I’ll admit I did get kinda bored with the “I’m better than you” “No, I’m better than you” and just skim over it near the end.
I do that sometimes.
Thanks for the clarifier, Tom. Or, Debb. Um…
And sorry, I just get pissed when people get down on someone else for being younger than them.
–Tim
We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak.
Part of the age deal, Tim, is that acting childish is not the sole purview of children. There are plenty of people on the MB over 18 who act like children (one old sad “boo-hoo my life is awful but I know more than all of you because I run 18 businesses and have seventy-eleven degrees and I never engage in ad hominem argument” motherfucker comes immediately to mind). In fact, just about everyone acts childish at some point (as I just did above).
But generally speaking, there are more people under 18 who act in a childish and immature fashion. Why? Well, because they are children. The younger folks who act in a mature, adult manner get respect–John and Sanibel are good examples (sorry to pick on you, guys).
By adult manner, I mean respectful of others, polite (or at least not deliberately offensive w/o provocation), and, yes, occasionally “politically correct.” It makes living in a civilized world much easier.
Konners has on occasion acted like a child, and this unfortunately reinforces the stereotype that young people act like brats. The way to overcome the stereotype is not to cry about it, but to avoid acting like a child.
-andros-
<font size=4>Nevermind all this chickenshit! Let’s get back to that “invasion of Luxemborg” thing. Sd sponsered military adventurism. I get to be the General. (Unca Cecil will be king, moderator=Field Marshals)
Original Krispy-- since Luxemborg is landlocked, you get to be Admiral of the Fleet.</font>
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And what do I get to be Daniel ?
Queen Camp follower ?
Head floozie ?
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
You’re a Texan.
You can be in charge of the chuckwagon.
I lost track.
Is this today?
Ayesha – I vote you bring the chocolate and introduce everyone to a “slow, comfortable screw”. 
Please double check the GPS devices on your nukes when you start attacking Luxembourg (which is the correct spelling BTW ), as it is awfully close to MY country - some 150 kilometers, to be precise.
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Did any of you in the pathetic amount of time this thread has been going stop to think that maybe you are ALL losers? The guy came on here asking for it, that makes him pretty sorry. You all gave him what he wanted, that makes you pretty much just as sorry. So drop it already. I can’t even believe this thread is TWO fucking pages! It’s like listening to a bunch of high schoolers pick on each other in the phys. ed.
Oh, Homer, I’m with you. (even if I AM older than you…hehehe, just kidding.)
“I celebrate myself, and sing myself, and what I assume you shall assume, for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.” --Whitman