Dear Diane

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE TROLL BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!!

Damn. That would have been much more impressive on the previous page.

Hey, SINsApple…

You fell for it too, man ! Bummer !

Coldfire


“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

How do you figure that I fell for it?


“I celebrate myself, and sing myself, and what I assume you shall assume, for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.” --Whitman

<font size=4>Forget nukes Coldfire! That would be too easy!
We’ll use pea-shooters & fly-swatters! “The right tool for the right job.”

Ayesha- no, not chief slut. I was slating you for the Head Of the Secret Police, uniformed branch. Scarlet uniforms with gold braid-you’ll love it.

Kellibelli-- would you like to be on staff as our official “Fawn Hall”? Paper-shredding & …whatever. </font> ;0 :o


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