Dear jarbabyj--

SWINE!

:stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

Thank you.

cripes.

WhatdIdo?

You picked on him for his love of Ryan Liam, I bet.

Maybe Bosda just wants to remind you how cute swine are? Lookit them little piggies!

Oh. I thought this was about me taking the last Creme Brulee at THanksgiving dinner.

Tsk. That’s no good - tell her to put the bridle on and stand in the corner 'til you’re ready. In German.

Hey, I remember “Babe”, that wasn’t a cute, innocent, pig-it was a terrorist training film!

News at 11…

Dear dantheman

Your slighting references to my masculinity have earned your a spot on my Permanent Walking Bacon list, right next to jarbabyj.

However, you are a gelded hog, & unfit for anything but chitilins.

Wow. 19 minutes after calling him a gaylord, and it’s completely dropped off your radar. Kind of like rubbing a puppy’s nose in it… you gotta catch them in the act, or they’re completely innocent.

Disciplining the willful can be such a chore sometimes…

NOW WE’RE TALKIN’

Zieh die Zügel an und steh in der Ecke, bis ich soweit bin

Hope this helps, have a nice day.

I’m sweating

Maybe you could…bring home the bacon.

Oh the sounds of love. zooooooie! zooooooie!

[homer] Mmmmmmmm, makin’ bacon on the beach [/homer]

Aha! I was right!

We who are geld
Just wanna be held

snif

An excerpt from the works of A Bester
"
Kommt Hure! Herunter!Sitz!Liege!Bleib!’ His lips were on her distorted mouth. 'Yes. Speak French to your mistress, Italian to your wife, English to your horse, German to your dog.* Sterb Hund*! Yes.Sterb Hure! "

Maybe Bosda was referring to the outcome of Sunday’s game…where the Pack showed the Bears who was king of the Midwest.

Was Urlacher even playing?

He was. Although not very well

I’m going to have to give him a spanking.

Shouldn’t that be the other way around?

A spanking! A spanking!

And then… the oral sex.