I know that our divorce is almost final, and believe you me, I’m as happy as a man can be over it.
I can’t wait for this house to sell, either, so that we can split the profits, pay off our bills, and move on to seperate lives, rather than having to live in the same house as you. I’m tired of you. You are mean.
However, I won’t be responsible for your inability to remember conversations of an hour and a half ago. And, I won’t be party to your telling me to go fuck myself because I can correct you, remembering what was said VERBATIM, and quoting it back to you. I don’t give a damn that your head is screwed on loose. Mine isn’t. Why do you think I remember things so well? Could it be because I’M TIRED OF YOU FUCKING ME WITH YOUR FUCKED UP PERSPECTIVES? Things happen in only ONE WAY. You cannot just forget what you don’t feel like remembering, and make that reality the truth.
Go fuck myself? Fine. I’ve been doing it for FOUR FUCKING YEARS since you wouldn’t.
I wasted my life on you. And still, until now, I was willing to forgive you for all of it, letting it slide. Hell, I still loved you.
Not anymore.
Me fuck myself? No. I’m already fucked from believing in you. You fuck yourself. If nobody else is as stupid as I was, you’d better get used to it.
Here’s a nice throwaway line next time she invites you to fuck yourself.
“Hey, If I could fuck myself I’d be shooting the likes of you off the lids of garbage cans”.
Hope it helps.
Hope the process gets smoothed out soon. There’s a song with a line in it “And it rained like a slow divorce”.Until I got one I had no idea what that meant.
I agree with Sapphy…you need to get away from her fast. I honestly hope it doesn’t take much longer.
And you know what else? She should be thankful you’re still there putting up with her shit. A lesser man would have left her flat a long time ago, dumping all the responsibilities and shit that comes with divorce on her head, for her to deal with alone.
Jesus, Mr. C, I’m glad this will finally be over for you. I’m also glad that, overall, things look better for you than they did a couple months ago (yes, I remember, and I worried about you a bit too). I hope you can have a happy Thanksgiving, and find some time to just relax and veg.
Cynical- good on you. I wish that I’d gotten mentally rid of my ex as well as you appear to be- it took me a good year or so to get to the point you appear to be at.
Oh, and that offer that Sapphire Bullet made to you? Take her up on it. She’s a cutie.
Brian, as a God-fearing Christian, I can only say that I am dissapointed in you in your decision to leave your wife. I know that you must be in a lot of pain, but I think you should stay with her forever, as you will always be married in God’s eyes and if you leave her now, you will burn in the fiery pit of HELL for ever after!
Nah, just kidding dude.
I do have something to say though:
What the fuck am I? Chopped liver? Next time…no reach around for YOU!
[sub]I’m glad you’re moving onwards and upwards, man. Good for you![/sub]
Brian, I wish I had the BBQ Pit six or seven years ago when I was in the same boat, I blazed ink across the pages of a journal, which may not be quite as cathartic. Glad you have the house sale pending to get rid of any joint bills, that can be a real downer, paying the thieving, conniving, money-grubbing, boyfriend-fucking, lie-to-your-face bitch off years afterwards. [sub]Who me? Bitter? Nah, really I’m over it.[/sub]
Have a Bachelor Party when you are Free At Last. Good place to meet chicks.
You deserve so very much better out of life. Soon, it’ll all be over and done with, the only time you’ll ever have to see her is when you want to see MiniCyni. Good luck to you, dollface.
Well, knowing you’re soon to be available, and of an impressive stature, I would like to state for the record that I plan to begin wooing you like no tomorrow, Cyni. That should make you feel better, right?
