This is not work safe…not child safe…not wife or husband safe if they might object.
It’s not sex it’s just raunchy.
It does start automatically.
It is funny though.
Seeing as y’all have been warned.
[Beatles]
Dear Penis…
Won’t you come out to play.
Dear Penis…
Greet the brand new day!
The sun is out,
The sky is blue,
It’s beautiful,
And so are you!
Dear Penis…
Won’t you come out to play.
[/Beatles]
I don’t know whether to be relieved or scared I wasn’t the only one who sang ‘dear penis’ to the tune of Dear Prudence…
Would the second verse count as “penis ensuing”?
You weren’t even the only other one who sang it that way.
Okay, that obviously ain’t a typo.
WTH does it refer to?
Thanks
The Freudian hilarity starts in the second post.
Thanks.
Dang, I thought I saw the first one.
Anastasaeon has created a monster…
*Dear Penis:
I erection your letter of the hard boner. Sack bag testes.
Sincerely yours,
Walking Hardon*
If you get the reference, I’ll… be your new friend, I guess.
“Nice out, isn’t it?”
“Yeah. Think I’ll leave it out.”
Kids in the Hall! Kevin to Scott, his new male secretary with the impressive package, right? Gimme a cookie, or something yummy, please.
You can be my friend, too. 
Not really a sequential thread title, but I thought you might like to know that right now on the “New Posts” search, this thread is right before “Stop Touching My Belly!”
Correct! Five points!
Hey Penis oh Penis if you will
Please send a little girl for me to thrill
A girl who wants my kisses and my arms
A girl with all the charms of you
Penis make her fair
A lovely girl with sunlight in her hair
And take the brightest stars up in the sky
And place them in her eyes for me