Deconstructing Blowjobs

Eh, all I ended up with is:

Blowjobs are bad because it’s patriarchal. Or something.

Women who give blowjobs only do it because they’re being threatened by a patriarchy. Or something.

Women who say they like giving blowjobs are just brainwashed by the patriarchy. Or something.

Most of these women don’t want to have anything at all to do with dick. Period.

I could’ve been missing something important, but it’s hard for me to read properly when my eyes are rolling at 4500 rpm. YMMV.

:wink:

Well… Here’s what she says after a bazillion women told her she was full of shit

Regardless of her antipathy toward male kind and the paddling she received from other women for her arrogant presumption, I kind of like her. She’s spunky!

Gosh.

For me, it’s a power trip. See, for the rest of the time during sex (at least the sex I had) the guy is making himself happy with my body. I can facilitate that to some extent, but when I… have my hand on the throttle, so to speak… I get to decide what happens. What he feels. I can make the experience intense or teasing or slow and languid. Real oral sex isn’t like porn videos. If done right it’s like playing the violin and knowing just when to hasten or slow your movements, how to finely tune them to get just the effect you want…

Heh. I miss this stuff. :frowning:

I think I love you.

:smiley:

Ah, thanks. That’s kinda what I figured.
So, if blowjobs are bad, then cunnilingus is right out? Or is it the opposite - men are supposed to go down on women all the time, and nothing else?

I’m so confused. :confused:

I think women are supposed to go down on women.

Escape the patriarchy, y’know.

:wink:

I love when “feminists” try to free me from the patriarchy by telling what do (and think and feel). Oh yeah that’s much better…but i give her credit for making “Less blaming more cocksucking” my new motto, and putting dildopreneur into my vocabulary.

These damned extremists will never make it to samadhi, I’m just sayin’… there’s yin AND yang, blowjobs AND cunnilingus, vanilla AND um, well, interesting Friday nights–ya gotta have both energies to make the world work right. For every couple of ladies doin’ the old Stanley Steemer on each other there’s a couple of happy queer boys gobbling knob and with the hets diddling in the middle we ensure a proper flow of energy through the cosmos. Perturb this at your peril, because entropy is nobody’s friend.

So to all the fellatio haters I just hafta say, “SUCK IT!” :stuck_out_tongue:

And regrettable, no amount of testimony from women who do enjoy it, and don’t consider it “submissive sexbot drudgery”, will ever be allowed to cloud her worldview.

Ah. We’re back in billy-goat-gruff territory after all. :rolleyes:

–grumble grumble-- goddamned lesbians.
:smiley:

I remember this song.

I was told the same thing about orgasms from the fine people at Ms.

Controlled by the patriarchy. Check
Brainwashed into thinking I like it by the patriarchy. Check
Complicit in the subjugation of women because I defend the patriarchy by refusing to break out of their brainwashing and control. Check

You don’t even want to know how it goes when you tell these nut cases that the only ones insisting on controlling what all women do are feminists who cling to the belief that all women are victims and that they’re doing you an extreme disservice by trying to take away your freedom. Take my word for it, it gets really messy.

Well, but you see, if it’s The Wrong Thing, then it doesn’t matter if nobody gets hurt and everyone involved is a willing informed consenting adult, or even if the individuals benefit, it’s not “freedom” to do it, tolerating it is harmful for the collective, and anyone arguing the contrary is perversely contradicting Absolute Revealed Truth. I wonder if Ms. Neversuck grasps that she is being basically a Religious Fundamentalist over fellatio.

If I didn’t already have the best sig in the world, this would totally be going at the end of my posts. This is sheer poetry.

Why thank you! :wink: