Hey, how’s this one Wallster?
You’re still a fucking asshole.
You only say that because deep down you care about me
Wrong, cockroach.
Come over to the thread I started for you and defend yourself like a man.
What would make you most happy?
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public apology
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self banishment
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a nice long insult thread
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revenge
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laugh it off and fondly remember it as that time Krispy “got me” back in '00.
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groveling and a half-hearted defense of my actions
It matters to you what would make me most happy?
Please.
I could not even conceive of doing this to a poster, no matter how much I disliked him.
And that includes you. It wouldn’t even occur to me.
Your list is meaningless. There’s no sincerity in it.
Perhaps you’re incapable of it. You seem to derive a lot of pleasure pissing people off.
But what you did to me was the low point of your career, and if you can’t see that, you’re even a bigger idiot than I thought.
But it was all for nothing. I didn’t get banned and you came off looking like an asshole. Again.
But we’re still friends…right? You’ll still pop into my threads and ridicule me…right? Come on! You’re the Wallster!
You still there?
Wally, I am sure your anger towards KO is real, but the few times I’ve run into him, he’s been a pretty cool dude. Opinionated, but that’s the whole point, now, isn’t it? Perhaps even annoying, at times, but again, aren’t we all, sometimes? Come on wally, give the dude another chance, he has tried to make amends. Show how big you are.
Hell, I’ve forgiven Opalcat & Yosemitebabe, in fact I think they are both cool, and I have respect for them, despite the fact they gnawed my ass off over vegetarianism. But I was younger, then. 
Be cool, dude. 
Boy - fun thread to read! (It’s gratifying when a thread you start gets going, no?)
Anyhoo…
I don’t really have anything against you, KO - we’ve disagreed in the past and debated awhile… the last couple of times you just vanished. I guess you were busy elsewhere.
But the reason I started this thread is not because I am “Pro-Wally” - I try not to get involved in board politics (yes, I see the contradiction between that statement and my sig - deal with it). I started the thread because of what coosa pointed out:
Please notice that I removed all of coosa’s adjectives and labels. I just don’t think that it will be a lot of fun to read a thread on a board where people start using sig lines to flame one another. That is what the Pit is for - to quote Hulk Hogan and Sir Charles, “Anything less would be uncivilized.”
Now, WallyM7:
Thank you.
We exchanged “unfriendly words” and I missed it? Where? When?
Sorry. Blonde moment. I confused you with someone else, sdimbert.
I do that with my kids too.
Kripsy, if I had known you actually had a brain, I could say I was disappointed by your sorry responses. As it stands, they’re just a confirmation for me (and without a doubt many others) how fucking empty that thing on your neck really is.
You call this a defence?? Are you kidding me? C’mon, sucker, show us some words here!
I have two nephews, Kevin who is 9 and Jake who is 12. Kevin is rambunctious, naughty, and a huge tease. Jake is more reserved and quiet but has a horrible temper if pushed.
When things get a little bit too quiet around their house, Kevin will test the water with Jake. If Jake ignores him long enough, Kevin grows bored, grabs the Elmer’s glue and decorates the dog with grass shavings. If Jake reacts, Kevin pulls the ladle off the wall and begins to stir the big shit pot.
The more spastically Jake reacts, the faster Kevin stirs. No matter how harsh Kevin’s punishment, he still gets that satisfied smirk on his face when Jake gets into trouble for his spastic reaction.
Funny, everyone has tried to tell Jake but he remains clueless.
I’ll beat everyone to the punch about my contacts with the dick-smooch.
I think it is due to the shitfire in my blood stream that every once in a while I enjoy a good pissing match. However, I soon grew bored with C#3’s. It’s boring to join in a flame fest with someone who carries only a small cache of insults that miss the target by miles. It’s even more boring to fight a battle of wits with an unarmed boy.
I haven’t responded to the retard in months and months.
See how easy it is?
The people that seem most offended by me are those who have been embarassed by my re-use of their very own words. Words that have been offered for all on the internet to see…
Are you guys really mad at me or are you mad at yourselves for saying those things in the first place?
The anger displayed here is out of proportion in terms of any actual offense or damages.
I quoted someone in my sig.
Big deal.
Happens every day.
No, there was never a conspiracy to get Wally banned. Never crossed my mind. The truth of the matter is that Wally is a real prick sometimes. Especially to me. Calls me various names, etc. with no provocation at all. I can’t be free to discuss certain topics that I enjoy without Wally barging in to destroy me. Then he acts like such a sweetheart and a derierre smoocher the rest of the time. I found it funny that Mr. Smoocher was bad-mouthing the hineys that he usually smooches and I grabbed the quote…words posted in public…simple as that folks…mischevious?..yes…payback?..maybe, he’d deserve it…
The sig and all evidence of the sig are gone now…except where Wally and Dimbert have seen fit to draw attention to it by quoting it…Which BTW, doesn’t that seem odd?..if Wally is so embarassed by it, why is he working hard to draw more attention to it?
Anyway, while I’m at it, Coldfire: Quit being such a baby about my soccer opinion. I’m entitled to it and you’ll never convince me to change it. I can’t fathom your passion to become upset by another person’s personal opinion about a sporting event…not to this degree…why don’t you go save some whales or something and put that righteous indignation to work?..
Diane: We both know the source of your grudge against me and I should have guessed that you’d get in on this one. See folks, I once used Diane’s published words against her as well…ask her if you want the details.
I’m ready to move on now…you guys?
Diane, I’ve always admired how you handle yourself with some of the dickweeds on this board, but in this case, I should have taken a page out of your book and ignored the putz.
I tried, but I couldn’t do it.
Well, I’m done with him now.
You stupid prick. Don’t put words in my mouth.
Of course you’re entitled to your opinion. My girlfriend hates football, you ignorant asswipe. Nobody wants to convince you about the merits of football. Hey, you wanna watch 40 sissies in padded clothing run across a field for 2 seconds, then stop for 40, then run again for 6, and so on? Be my fucking guest, and don’t forget to cram 27 hotdogs a game down your throat.
I’m not upset with your opinion, I’m upset with you DELIBERATELY provoking football fans and with you posting untrue statements without backing them up with fact.
So what do we have?
- Deliberate provocation;
- Spouting unfounded statements, never backing them up.
Fucking troll if ever I saw one.
You’re making a fool out of yourself. If I were an American poster, I’d be embarrassed to be associated with you. You’re the cyber equivalent of the dumb, loud American tourist in Europe who’s constantly complaining about how unorganised and stupid everything is.
(And yeah, I know those tourists don’t represent all Americans.)
So let me get this straight…I go to the In My Humble Opinion Forum and post my truthful and humble opinion about a sport and that somehow justifies your anger?
Nah. Your problems are more deep-seated than that I’m afraid. Get a grip on yourself.
Stick with me kid, it’s actually quite easy.
See?
Who the hell died and made you Batman?
Take it from someone with gray matter, Einstein… nothing happens “with no provocation at all.” You’re just simple-minded and delusional.
Hypocritical asshole. You just want to be able to bash other people/things without anyone ever disagreeing with you, and if they DO disagree with you, they’re attacking you, which completely justifies anything you do to get back at them. I believe the SDMB has a rule that says “don’t be a jerk”, jerk.
No, the justification for his anger comes from you insisting that others couldn’t post THEIR “truthful and humble opinion”, you fucking fascist.
Is that something your therapist said to you before you screamed and ran into the corner, plugging your ears and crying?
Nice flame, SPOOF.
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