Democrats are good, Republicans are evil

In re Bush, does “Pubbies” or “Pubs” stand for Republicans or something else?

BA

No, no, no. Republicans are dicks, and Democrats are pussies. The dicks need the pussies to keep them in line, and the pussies need the dicks to protect them from assholes.

OMG, laughed so hard at that last one I fell out of my expensive leather chair and spilled my Tab. =D

BA

Evil Captor:

Plus, it implies a certain alcohol-besottedness. Who wouldn’t vote for the party of Par-tay!? :smiley:

D the C:

As long as we don’t descend to “Pubes” and “Dims,” we should be alright.

Next thing you know, you’re going to claim to have beaten the system. :stuck_out_tongue: :cool:

I saw that movie last night. Hilarious!

Nice, gobear. But what are the libertarians?

well, if you define evil as a potent mixture of arrogance, ignorance and greed, then, um…

what were we talking about again?

This is about the most succinct yet accurate definition I’ve ever heard.

Kudos to you, sir. :wink:

Print this onto bumper stickers and you’ll be a rich man.

DtC, I always assumed you meant “pubbies” perjorativly since I’ve never seen anything other then “dams” as a shortened democrat in your posts. I stand corrected if that isn’t the case.

I knew it! Those damn, evil birds!

That was “dems”. Though I’m sure you’ll forgive a Freudian slip here and there? :slight_smile:

I think he’ll be poor and Trey Parker and Matt Stone will be slightly richer, since (per [bJohn Mace**'s post), it’s from a movie, and I’m willing to bet that movie was Team America: World Police.

Actually, he’d be a poor man, as he’d be sued for plagerism. Has no one else seen Team America: World Police yet?

Yeah, but the trouble is, to a dick, everyone is either a pussy or an asshole–indeed they can’t tell the difference.

Au contraire! Speaking as a dick, I can tell you that while it’s true some assholes can be pussies, and some pussies can be assholes, not all assholes are pussies and not all pussies are assholes. And furthermore, even among those that are both there are many layers of differentiation between them.

Generalizations such as you purport only serve to cloud the issue.

:smiley:

No? Well, I will gladly remedy that lack at the earliest opportunity! :smiley:

Well, we all know that Homo libertarianensis ts the most highly evolved form of the genus anyway.

The statement is becoming true, if only because all the sensible, non-evil Republicans are starting to change their affiliation to either Democrats or Independents. :wink:

When I saw Charles Krauthammer use this, it was “Republicans thing Democrats are stupid,” as I recall. It may have been “naive.”

Just a note for accuracy. :slight_smile: