Whooooaa
We’re halfway there
Whoooooa
So stop asking “Are we there yet?”
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’ve got a girl named Rama Lama
Lama Lama Ding Dong
She’s everything to me
Rama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong
She really hates her parents
For the stupid name they gave her.
Well, I’m hot blooded
Check it and see
I got a fever of 103
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Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood
Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode
Who never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play a guitar just like a-ringin’ a bell
Which is a really stupid way to play a guitar. I mean, he’d just grab it by the neck and wave it around. Weird kid.
After all the hell you’ve been through
I will make it up to you
I promise you.
After all that’s been said and done
You’re just a part of me that won’t let go.
You’re going to “make it up to me” for the torn out hair, the black eye, the two knocked out teeth and the broken arm? I’m coming over with the cops, I’m getting my things, and I’ve got a restraining order against you.
IT’S OVER, creep.
Love, love, love is all you need
And some condoms, obviously.
Love, love, love is all you need
And some condoms, obviously.
Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right
As long as you use a condom. Or two.
Girl, you’ll be a woman soon
But until then I could do up to 3 years in the pokey
Well I was there and I saw what you did, I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off that grin, I know where you’ve been
It’s all been a pack of lies
OK, I didn’t use the recycling bin when I threw out my trash. It’s a shame, but it’s not that big a deal.
It was a cold and dark December night
When I opened up the bedroom door
To find her lying still and cold upon the bed
And she shouted, "For god’s sake, pay the heating bill already
But it ain’t me, babe
No, no, no, it ain’t me, babe
It ain’t me you’re lookin’ for, babe
It’s time for a paternity test.