Yup.
The next poster in this thread likes cats.
True.
The next poster is posting to this thread from work – for (at least) the second time (slacker!)
Nope. From home, just like every other one.
The next poster has family pictures as their desktop wallpaper.
False.
The next poster has been waiting to join in until they can post with “True.”
False.
The next poster’s favorite color is green.
False - I like red, although much of our house is decorated in shades of green.
TNP is very timid about trying new foods.
False. I’ll eat dang near anything that I don’t think will try to eat me first. 
TNP is wearing sweat pants.
False – jeans. (And a sweatshirt, it that halps any.)
TNP has a jar that s/he keeps loose change in it and cashes in once or twice a year.
False. I put all loose change into an offering box I turn in at church twice a year. It’s an Episcopal thing.
TNP will eat or has eaten ice cream today.
True. (my first true!)
TNP has some sort of artistic hobby.
True. TNP will be searching for extra blankets for the bed tonight.
Not likely. It’s 82 degrees here. 
The next Doper has a turntable and collection of LPs, the old fart.
Pfft. Takes one to know one. IOW – true.
The next poster has at least one piece of jewelry s/he never takes off.
False. I have exactly one piece of jewelry, and I only wear it when I’m going out.
The next poster works in the service industry.
False.
The next poster has picked his/her nose in the last hour.
False, I’m afraid.
The next poster has checked this thread at least once before to see if anyone has written something that describes them.
That’d be me.
The next poster used to watch The A-Team avidly.
True. I’m a child of the 80s…it was required.
The next poster is not a parent, but they still watch children’s cartoons.
True. Sometimes.
The next poster has woken up in the past hour.
Nope – I’m a contra-antipodean.
The next poster has showered in the last hour.