I wish. Very false.
The next poster has at least one tattoo that’s not usually hidden.
False. But I do have a pierced ear…
The next poster has had a bikini waxing.
False. Not after the back waxing.
The next poster has had a nickname that rhymes with his/her given name.
False…I don’t tend to pick up nicknames, other than insulting ones - puns on my last name, or stupid pop culture references.
The next poster has at least once eaten multiple fast value meals in a single sitting.
False, are you trying to make me sick?
The next poster never wears jeans.
True. Not in several years, in any case. Hard to get them in a good fit anymore.
The next poster will, after reading this post, have a mad craving for brownies.
True.
The next poster is wearing a thong.
False.
The next poster is wondering what I would look like in a thong.
Definitely false…it’s enough to put me off my cup of tea.
The next poster once had a pet called Fluffy.
False.
The next poster thinks “Sesame Street” has gone sadly downhill.
True, very True.
The Next poster loves to read, will even read in the bathroom.
Do magazines count? 
I do love to read (particularly “chick lit” on flights), but don’t get much time to.
The next Doper loves Bloody Marys.
True. But I like other cocktails as well.
The next poster has at least two children
False, no children now or in the near future.
The next Doper to post has prank called a funeral home at least once.
SGT Schwartz
False, but thanks for the great idea. 
The next person to post has never had a broken bone.
True.
Next person loves artichokes
“Love” may be a little strong – they’re not on my top five veggies list or anything – but I like 'em just fine.
The next poster owns at least one concert T-shirt.
True (Eric Clapton, Greatful Dead, and Waylon Jennings), but doesn’t everyone?
The next poster has climbed through a window before because he/she lost the keys
Sgt Schwartz
True. Hell, I’ve done it in the last month.
The next poster is a teetotaler.
True, by percentages. A week of heavy drinking for me means I took communion at church.
TNDTP have eaten some kind of exotic meat (bison, ostrich, lion, rattlesnake, etc.)