Crudely, but yes.
The next Doper can’t cook for shit.
[QUOTE=koeeoaddi]
Crudely, but yes.
The next Doper can’t cook for shit.
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False. I don’t enjoy cooking particularly, but I’m completely competent.
The next Doper to post has a gender-neutral middle name.
False. It’s rare, but it’s definitely male.
The next poster has had sex in a semi-public place.
True. (Park. Bushes. sigh)
The next poster has met at least one famous or quasi-famous person.
True. (Extremely well-known German authors, other people who are really well-known in their non-US countries.)
The next poster is a vegan and owns 2 dogs.
GT
[QUOTE=gardentraveler]
True. (Extremely well-known German authors, other people who are really well-known in their non-US countries.)
The next poster is a vegan and owns 2 dogs.
GT
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False. The next poster drives a SUV.
False, meat eater, owned by a cat
The next Doper will be a male who watches Desperate Housewives, but doesn’t want anyone to know that…
False, I do not watch DH, and if I did, I wouldn’t care who knew it.
The next poster is from a continent other than North America/
[QUOTE=Tengu]
The next poster is from a continent other than North America/
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True.
The next poster is a single female
[QUOTE=Noone Special]
The next poster is a single female
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False; (SM), but I am quietly waiting for someone to come along and say ‘true.’ 
The next poster is procastinating; they should be doing work, but chose to Dope it up instead…
[QUOTE=JustAnotherGeek]
False; (SM), but I am quietly waiting for someone to come along and say ‘true.’
The next poster is procastinating; they should be doing work, but chose to Dope it up instead…
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:eek: True! I should be doing housework.
The next poster is a voracious reader, but only likes fantasy novels.
[QUOTE=Taters]
The next poster is a voracious reader, but only likes fantasy novels.
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False. Voracious, yes. But I’ll read just about anything.
The next poster hasn’t had breakfast yet.
True. The next poster is rapidly losing interest in Lost.
True.
The next Dope was out past 1 last night getting plastered.
False. I got home just after 10 and didn’t drink at all.
The next poster hasn’t taken a shower yet this morning but has had at least one cup of coffee.
[QUOTE=Kat]
False. I got home just after 10 and didn’t drink at all.
The next poster hasn’t taken a shower yet this morning but has had at least one cup of coffee.
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False, I’ve showered and haven’t had anything to drink yet.
The next doper to post lives in a townhouse in a major city.
False. Though pursuant to the lost post #8, I have
The next Doper has not yet read their voter’s pamphlet.
[QUOTE=Shoshana]
False. Though pursuant to the lost post #8, I have
The next Doper has not yet read their voter’s pamphlet.
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True.
The next Doper to respond once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. For 20 minutes. In the '60s.
False. It was only a flesh wound.
The next Doper typically has an indignant response to at least one editorial or letter to the editer per day.
False.
The next poster has 4 computers at home and consistently uses 2 or more at once.
(and on a completely unrelated note…Caiata, can you eat real blueberries? I’ve got a similar allergy to fake strawberry flavoring but not real strawberries and I’d never heard of anyone else with anything like that.)