Crudely, but yes.
The next Doper can’t cook for shit.
False. I don’t enjoy cooking particularly, but I’m completely competent.
The next Doper to post has a gender-neutral middle name.
False. It’s rare, but it’s definitely male.
The next poster has had sex in a semi-public place.
True. (Park. Bushes. sigh)
The next poster has met at least one famous or quasi-famous person.
True. (Extremely well-known German authors, other people who are really well-known in their non-US countries.)
The next poster is a vegan and owns 2 dogs.
GT
False. The next poster drives a SUV.
False, meat eater, owned by a cat
The next Doper will be a male who watches Desperate Housewives, but doesn’t want anyone to know that…
False, I do not watch DH, and if I did, I wouldn’t care who knew it.
The next poster is from a continent other than North America/
True.
The next poster is a single female
False; (SM), but I am quietly waiting for someone to come along and say ‘true.’ 
The next poster is procastinating; they should be doing work, but chose to Dope it up instead…
:eek: True! I should be doing housework.
The next poster is a voracious reader, but only likes fantasy novels.
False. Voracious, yes. But I’ll read just about anything.
The next poster hasn’t had breakfast yet.
True. The next poster is rapidly losing interest in Lost.
True.
The next Dope was out past 1 last night getting plastered.
False. I got home just after 10 and didn’t drink at all.
The next poster hasn’t taken a shower yet this morning but has had at least one cup of coffee.
False, I’ve showered and haven’t had anything to drink yet.
The next doper to post lives in a townhouse in a major city.
False. Though pursuant to the lost post #8, I have
The next Doper has not yet read their voter’s pamphlet.
True.
The next Doper to respond once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. For 20 minutes. In the '60s.
False. It was only a flesh wound.
The next Doper typically has an indignant response to at least one editorial or letter to the editer per day.
False.
The next poster has 4 computers at home and consistently uses 2 or more at once.
(and on a completely unrelated note…Caiata, can you eat real blueberries? I’ve got a similar allergy to fake strawberry flavoring but not real strawberries and I’d never heard of anyone else with anything like that.)