True!
The next poster does not take sugar in their tea.
False! I prefer a 50/50 mix of sugar and honey.
The next poster should be doing work… (oh, wait, I’ve done that one already. anyone wanna guess what I’m doing?)
The next person lives with at least one other person who is not related to nor in a (romantic) relationship with the poster.
False. The next Doper is behind on getting an oild change.
“Oil.”
True!
The next doper has entered a cooking competition before (or will shortly enter one).
False. I can’t cook for beans and don’t need no competition to tell me that.
The next poster has written erotic fanfic that they’d rather not talk about.
False (but I’d love to read some if you have any lyin’ around).
The next poster has passed at least one calculus course.
True. More than one. (And the plural of one Calculus Course is too many Calculus Courses!)
The next poster is a Software Engineer.
False, though I did a brief stint as one.
The next Doper to respond has at least one decorative plate hanging in their residence.
False - I never understood the appeal of them things…
The next poster can juggle.
True. I can juggle a maximum of three things, very slowly and with very badly.
The next poster is in a lengthy (20 plus years) relationship.
False, though just about everything else is cluttering up the joint.
The next Doper to post has not yet raked, even though the yard is full of leaves.
Never mind the above–for some reason they didn’t show on preview.
False, I am in a 9-year relationship.
The next Doper to post has not yet raked, even though the yard is full of leaves
True.
The next person plays volleyball.
False. This Doper played volleyball until his left anterior cruciate ligament went bye-bye during a game.
The next poster is a disappointed Yankee fan.
False (Tigers, baby!)
The next poster is getting on a plane in the next 24 hours.
False, but I will be flying on Wednesday.
The next Doper has a sink full of dirty dishes.
False, and proud of it.
The next poster has at some point in their life owned a reptile.
True, many reptiles have been my subjects, but I don’t consider that I’ve ‘owned’ them.
The next poster has been pitted at least once. (sorry if that’s been used, I only read the second page.)
False.
The next doper to post has a Jamacan accent, despite being from Ireland.