False. Though I wouldn’t have minded a nudie of Nichelle Nichols back in the day. Or even a swimsuit shot. Hell, Lt. Uhura in the toga would’ve been nice.
The next poster has read the Bible cover to cover.
False. I’ve tried more than once, but it’s really a tough slog.
The next poster has eaten a bug on purpose.
True. I’ve tried crickets and ants, both in candy. Didn’t do anything for me.
The next poster has worn an item of underwear belonging to the opposite sex.
True, although it was a Moreton Bay bug.
The next poster is expecting a knock at the door.
Nope. I’d be amenable to eating a properly prepared bug (say, a cricket) but I haven’t actually done it yet.
The next Doper to respond will be a colossal nerd.
Dangit. We need some mutex semaphores in this thread.
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Yes, real blueberries cause no problems at all. But fake blueberry flavouring causes hives like … well, like no girl should ever have to suffer!
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False. I only scored 65% on a geek test heavily weighted to nerdy pursuits like Star Trek. However, I have a periodic table mounted like a piece of artwork in my kitchen, I do calculus for fun, and I teach analytical chemistry in my spare time, so I’m probably a Gargantuan Nerd, not quite Colossal … 
The next doper to reply prefers Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy over Red Dwarf.
True! I’ll even take the Og-damned love story new version over RD.
The next poster is also up late surfing the dope, when he (or she) should really be in bed.
True, (I missed my cue from **Silenus ** earlier)
The next Doper is a bum their football team lost today.
False, because I expected them to lose.
The next poster thinks s/he’d look hot in a fedora.
True - I look hot in all hats. I’m blessed that way. 
The next poster thinks Picard was much better than Kirk.
True, Kirk annoys me.
The next poster has eaten a soggy cheerio from a toddlers jam-hands.
False, and the very thought has destroyed any desire I one had to father children.
The next poster has music in languages they do not understand. And sings alone.
Absolutely. My Wolof pronunciation is especially convincing.
The following poster has participated in at least one White Elephant/Secret Santa/Valentine/etc. exchange on the Boards.
True, mostly. Postcards, coffee mug, and t-shirt exchanges, actually.
The next doper to respond will own a tree that generates edible produce…
True. Although black walnuts are so difficult to extract that I rarely eat them.
The next doper will have participated in MMP threads.
True, even opened one recently. (Yay me!)
The next poster is from Asia.
True (Israel)
The next poster likes broccoli
Yep! Love it!
The next poster had no idea Israel is in Asia (or am I the only dummy 
)
False.
The next poster plays a musical instrument.