True. Rudimentary piano.
The next poster has a child who thinks postage stamps can be used as stickers.
False. My girls now (28 and 26 nevr got into stickers).
The next poster wants to try a deep fried Snickers bar soon.
[QUOTE=jali]
False. My girls now (28 and 26 nevr got into stickers).
The next poster wants to try a deep fried Snickers bar soon.
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False. I have tried, and like, fried dill pickles.
The next poster will have a wart somewhere above his/her navel.
[QUOTE=VunderBob]
False. I have tried, and like, fried dill pickles.
The next poster will have a wart somewhere above his/her navel.
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False, I’m delighted to report.
The next poster is at work and really shouldn’t be reading this thread, let alone posting in it.
[QUOTE=twickster]
The next poster is at work and really shouldn’t be reading this thread, let alone posting in it.
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How did you know? :o
The next poster is on vacation today
False. 
But I will be next week. 
The next poster has drunk way too much tequila and swore it off for life.
[QUOTE=featherlou]
False. 
But I will be next week. 
The next poster has drunk way too much tequila and swore it off for life.
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TRUE!
The next poster still has a few posters left from High School/College days hanging in their house/apartment.
[QUOTE=What Exit?]
The next poster still has a few posters left from High School/College days hanging in their house/apartment.
[/QUOTE]
True. But one of them is a Mouse original of the closing concert at Winterland, and is worth some serious bucks. Grateful Dead, Blues Brothers, NRPS.
The next poster is picturing one of their co-workers naked.
[QUOTE=silenus]
True. But one of them is a Mouse original of the closing concert at Winterland, and is worth some serious bucks. Grateful Dead, Blues Brothers, NRPS.
The next poster is picturing one of their co-workers naked.
[/QUOTE]
False, and ew! I don’t have any current co-workers worthy of an imaginary stripping.
The next poster will be a collector of Tiffany style lamps.
[QUOTE=pimaspinner]
The next poster will be a collector of Tiffany style lamps.
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Nope – I do, however, have a scarily extensive collection of kitschy shell lamps from the '50s – shells, plastic figurines, etc., set in a plaster-of-Paris base and lit by a nightlight type bulb.
The next poster is left handed.
[QUOTE=twickster]
The next poster is left handed.
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True, but you probably remember that from yesterday. 
The next poster will wonder what that meant?
True…and I demand an answer before my imagination comes up with anything more demented!
The next person has a pet they like to dress up in costumes.
[QUOTE=Tengu]
True…and I demand an answer before my imagination comes up with anything more demented!
The next person has a pet they like to dress up in costumes.
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False. Although I plan to get one next year, when I move into a cat-friendly apartment.
The next poster will be excited about watching Heroes tonight.
False. Never heard of Heroes.
The next poster dislikes the flavor of coffee.
[QUOTE=bluethree]
False. Never heard of Heroes.
The next poster dislikes the flavor of coffee.
[/QUOTE]
Incredibly true.
The next poster has no landline.
False.
The next poster didn’t wash his hands after the last time he used the toilet.
I did so. 
(And I’m looking forward to finally getting “Heroes” taped properly tonight. Having a lot of problems getting that one for some reason.)
The next poster has a serious thing for David Hasselhoff.
[QUOTE=featherlou]
The next poster has a serious thing for David Hasselhoff.
[/QUOTE]
False.
The next poster has solved a crossword puzzle within the last twenty-four hours.
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
False.
The next poster has solved a crossword puzzle within the last twenty-four hours.
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False {**Tengu ** twickster organized a Philly Dopefest I attended yesterday and we ate dinner at the same table, nothing worse or better}
The Next Poster would like to share a picture of their favorite pet.
True. my pup is such a sweety!
the next poster has a shoelace that’s about break.