True. Rudimentary piano.
The next poster has a child who thinks postage stamps can be used as stickers.
False. My girls now (28 and 26 nevr got into stickers).
The next poster wants to try a deep fried Snickers bar soon.
False. I have tried, and like, fried dill pickles.
The next poster will have a wart somewhere above his/her navel.
False, I’m delighted to report.
The next poster is at work and really shouldn’t be reading this thread, let alone posting in it.
How did you know? :o
The next poster is on vacation today
False. 
But I will be next week. 
The next poster has drunk way too much tequila and swore it off for life.
TRUE!
The next poster still has a few posters left from High School/College days hanging in their house/apartment.
True. But one of them is a Mouse original of the closing concert at Winterland, and is worth some serious bucks. Grateful Dead, Blues Brothers, NRPS.
The next poster is picturing one of their co-workers naked.
False, and ew! I don’t have any current co-workers worthy of an imaginary stripping.
The next poster will be a collector of Tiffany style lamps.
Nope – I do, however, have a scarily extensive collection of kitschy shell lamps from the '50s – shells, plastic figurines, etc., set in a plaster-of-Paris base and lit by a nightlight type bulb.
The next poster is left handed.
True, but you probably remember that from yesterday. 
The next poster will wonder what that meant?
True…and I demand an answer before my imagination comes up with anything more demented!
The next person has a pet they like to dress up in costumes.
False. Although I plan to get one next year, when I move into a cat-friendly apartment.
The next poster will be excited about watching Heroes tonight.
False. Never heard of Heroes.
The next poster dislikes the flavor of coffee.
Incredibly true.
The next poster has no landline.
False.
The next poster didn’t wash his hands after the last time he used the toilet.
I did so. 
(And I’m looking forward to finally getting “Heroes” taped properly tonight. Having a lot of problems getting that one for some reason.)
The next poster has a serious thing for David Hasselhoff.
False.
The next poster has solved a crossword puzzle within the last twenty-four hours.
False {**Tengu ** twickster organized a Philly Dopefest I attended yesterday and we ate dinner at the same table, nothing worse or better}
The Next Poster would like to share a picture of their favorite pet.
True. my pup is such a sweety!
the next poster has a shoelace that’s about break.