False.
The next poster solved a Su Doku puzzle this morning.
False, I don’t think I’ve EVER solved a Su Doku puzzle. (damn things)
The next poster has finished their christmas shopping.
False. I’m that girl standing in line at 10 pm on the 24th, bumping into you because I can’t see over my boxes.
The next poster has eaten ramen noodles at least once this week.
False.
The next poster has been injured in a mosh pit pile up.
False…but I HAVE been injured in a Win Lose Or Draw accident.
The next poster had a poster of a boy band posted above their bed as a teenager.
False, thank goodness.
The next poster has outside Halloween decorations up.
False - I’m being a grouch this Halloween again. It’s not fun now that my baby is grown and in college…
The next poster has more than 4 remote controls within easy reach.
Ummmm…true. 7 of them, to be exact.
The next poster never saw Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show.
True.
The next poster has been awake for 48 hours straight at some point in their life.
True. I’ve also broken a couple of bones in a mosh pit.
The next poster has been to Greece.
False, but I want to go there…
The next poster has already sent his/her White Elephant package to their White Elephantee. (Is too a word!)
Not participating.
The next poster has been married more than once.
False. I have never been married. However the average number of marriages for my two brothers and I is higher than one…
the next poster has jumped out of a perfectly good airplane at 14,000 ft or higher.
False.
The next poster has fallen off a horse.
False, never even been on a horse.
The next poster owns a piece of Elvis memoribilia
SGT Schwartz
Why yes, oddly. I’m not an Elvis fan but someone gave me some music box guts that plays Love Me Tender. Does that count?
The next Doper used to hitchhike.
Damn, it’s been 30 years – but yeah. Fairly often, around town.
The next Doper eats exactly the same thing for lunch most days.
True, Wendy’s Mandarin Chicken Salad.
The Next Doper enjoys fun and silly games.
Fa—no, wait that’s true.
The next poster received two credit card offers in the mail today.
False, just 1.
The next doper is up late, waiting for everyone else to go to bed so they can watch the Spice Channel with the volume really low.