False, it’s only 7:30pm here.
The next Doper was a Boy Scout or Girl Scout. Or possibly still is…
True. From about 6 to 13, I was a Beaver, a Cub and a Scout.
The next poster has never been married, but was once engaged.
Well, no. I did live with someone for 2 years, though. Which, in some places, is widely considered the same thing as having been married and divorced.
The next poster likes chocolate.
True, but who doesn’t?
The next poster has an unpleasant, but harmless, skin condition.
Whaddaya—Okay, true, I got a little acne going. Here’s hoping that eventually menopause will take care of that.
The next poster doesn’t know what “MMP” means on SDMB.
False. The next poster didn’t read this thread all the way through and just skipped to the end to play.
False.
The next poster is on the US East Coast (and is up late!)
False.
The next poster hates reality TV shows.
True. Don’t care for TV in general, actually.
The next poster is an insomniac.
False, I just get up early.
The next poster has worn a bowtie.
True.
The next poster has performed in a dance recital.
True. I even know how to tie a bowtie.
The next poster brushes his or her teeth at work.
Well, damn.
I have not performed at a dance recital
The next poster brushes his or her teeth at work.
False. I have not brushed my teeth at work, but I have shaved in the car because I forgot to do it at home.
The next poster heats his/her house with a wood burning stove.
False, but I heat my garage with one.
The next poster will have just finished exercising.
False, but I am going to gym in a few hours (when I get off work)
The next poster is wearing a green shirt
False, it’s grey, but I do have a green one.
The next poster is typing naked.
Nope. I’m at work. The office frowns on bare butts.
The next poster will have been terrorized by a hedgehog as a child.
False. Giraffes.
The next poster orders in more than they cook.
False. But I’d like to.
The next poster thinks that movies based on comic books aren’t as good as the comics themselves.