True, although I’ll make an exception for Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane.
The next poster believes that no American-brand car is any good.
True, but I’m biased.
The next poster believes that no British-brand car is any good.
False. One’s as good as the next as far as I’m concerned.
The next poster has a date tonight.
sniff
(False – unless my plans to watch Dancing with the Stars count?)
The next poster has never baked a cake from scratch.
True.
The next poster wears a suit 5 days a week.
False! I don’t even own a suit.
The next poster has traveled abroad at least once.
True, as both a Civilian and in the Navy.
The Next Poster was also in the Military.
False and au contraire – I’m a Quaker.
The next poster wears a watch that cost less than $25.
False, I don’t wear a watch at all.
The next poster bought a car in the last 6 months.
False, but depending on what the mechanic finds out with mine today, I might have to buy one in the next week… 
The next poster has gone skinny dipping.
True.
The next poster has met another Doper IRL.
Many, many times.
The next poster can play three or more musical instruments.
Whoops…I mean skinny dipping many times. Real life dopers once or twice. Carry on.
I can pick my nose. Does that count? 
TNP needs some major dental work.
True, dammit.
The next poster has used the phrase ‘goat felching’ in the non-Doper world.
Yep about somebody ahead of me in traffic and in the presence of ACBG (da squeeze for those of you who have not figured out the importance of keeping up with the minutiae of my life)
TNP regularly surfs Pr0n
False
The next poster is considering looking for a new job, or has just switched.
Not actively searching but open to possibilities.
TNP is having sinus problems today.
False.
The next poster has a sexual kink that his/her friends would find, well, kinky 
False. But one ought to ask whether that says something about me or about my friends.
The next poster is wishing for a danish or muffin.