Whisper everything in my ear.
Picnic at Hanging Rock*
70s The Blair Witch Project
The Wicker Man
Scary townspeople cause Cage suicide.
Showgirls
Superhal’s is referring to the remake. My take on the original:
The Wicker Man
Christians: Zero, Pagans: One
Showgirls
5 words. 
Chinese Cowboys In Outer Space
Serenity
Stupid Sy-Fy Crapfest Gets Closure
Matrix
Take the blue pill, please
Johnny Dangerously
Mama’s boy takes the fall
Tremors
Nasty critters attack desert town.
Throw Momma From the Train
Louis Armstrong Attacks Old Woman.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Magnetic crystals beat scheming Commies
Schindler’s List
Saving Jews from the Nazis.
Jaws
It is ALWAYS Shark Week.
The Princess Bride
“Chick Flick?” “As You Wish”
The Leopard
Aging Italian aristo modernizes, kinda.
Murder on the Orient Express
Fastidious Poirot, “Everybody did it.”
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea*
Finding Nemo: When Calamari attacks
The Truman Show
Your whole life is fake.
The Proposition
Australian cops, robbers don’t mix.
Breaker Morant