Aussie snipers are on trial
28 Days Later
Hey, these zombies are fast!
Horton Hears A Who
They’re real, and they’re spectacular.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Old grouch robs town blind
In the Loop
Iraq invasion played for laffs.
In the Cut
Obscure?!? She was nominated for a freakin’ Oscar!
Meg Ryan does the nasty.
Into Great Silence
True, but so have more than 300 nominees for the same category since then. How often do you hear the film referenced today?
Hey hey we’re the monks!
Stalag 17
Stalag 17
Better than The Great Escape!
Galaxy Quest
By Warvan’s suns, I’ll avenge!
Cabaret
Fuck me? Fuck you! Willkommen!
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The Man in the White Suit*
Inventiveness? Innovation? No, thank you.
Chicken Run
Mel Gibson’s a mother clucker.
*The Wizard of Speed and Time.
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Pre-CGI coolness. Jittlov rocks!
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Greed!*
Seven hour movie nobody’s seen.
The Big Sleep
Bogie & Bacall - incomprehensible plot.
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Marat Sade*
Asylum inmates put on show.
To Have and Have Not
Hemmingway, Bogey, McCall, classic romance
Hellboy
Red giant loves cats, pancakes.
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Oh, all right - I’ll go again.
Crimson hero takes on “elves.”
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Simple minded everyman lives America