Don’t mess with John Rambo.
Night of the Bloody Apes
Poorly-translated ape horror flick.
Alien
Alien stalks grumpy space grunts
Predator
Predator:
Ventura: no time to bleed.
Next:
*Once * (my new favorite movie of all time)
melodramatically monotonous musical, sorry Batty
Six Days Seven Nights
Time I’ll never get back
Marjoe
Young preacher loses his faith.
Aliens
Heh … good one. You will, of course, smoke a turd in hell for it, but good one nevertheless.
The best sci-fi movie evah!
*Lonesome Dove *
(In)Arguably the best western ever
Scanners
Mind powers make heads Explode!
Operation Petticoat
Nurses, pink sub, what fun!
Alien 3
That movie was never made
The Jungle Book
Disney racism is thinly disguised
The Haunting (1963)
Scientist and telepath study ghosts.
Something Wicked This Way Comes
That’s one nasty carousel, kid.
Alien Resurrection
Weaver milks franchise, script bedamned
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
People inappropriately burst into song
Bye Bye Love
Divorced Dads are pretty cool
Down Periscope
Fraisier crane, incompetent sub commander
Shock Treatment