Brad and Janet are back
The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes
Kid becomes computer? Call Schwarzenegger!
Snakes on a Plane
SSG Schwartz
Dammit, I won’t write “motherfucking”!
Alien vs. Predator
The comic was MUCH better!
The Cat from Outer Space
Alien cat really needs collar
Lifeforce
Far from Tobe Hooper’s finest.
Alien vs. Predator: Requiem
Way better than the first
Requiem for a Dream
Way more uncomfortable than expected!
Honey I shrunk the kids
REALLY “Little People, Big World”
The Incredible Mr. Limpet
Fife’s adventures with cartoon fish
Audition
Cultish Japanese torture romance thriller.
Labyrinth
David Bowie is Goblin King
Azumi
I had to Google it
Children of a Lesser God
Marlee Matlin’s breakthrough role, no?
Dave
Fake president improvement on real.
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Cult movie with transgendered rocker
Skin Deep (1989)
John Ritter, ladies’ man. Huh.
Seven Days in May
Biggest Orgasm May’s ever experienced.
Just kidding, never saw the movie… so due over:
American military coup narrowly averted.
The Man
Sam and Eugene buy guns (I’m assuming the one from a few years ago, and not the one with James Earl Jones from the 70s)
The Seventh Seal