My husband 
22, straight, female
smart
funny
kind
40, married, female
Compassionate
Tolerant
Funny
1)Hot
2)Mute
3)Billioniarresse
Male, 40, Straight
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Honest
-
Handsome
-
Rich
Whoops! Forgot to add:
45, female.
43 female straight.
- Honorable
- Kind
- Witty
aka my fiance, who’s due here in a few minutes and who’s willing to go pick up a prescription for me. He’s also brilliant, although his taste in women is questionable.
Can I contract blow job to a single word and include your number 3?
Sensitive. Sensible. Sensuous.
Male, 39.
- Naked
- Jessica
- Biel
Complete fucking nerd.
Male, 54, straight
- Smart
- Adventurous
- Funny
…although there have been times in myh life when I would’ve gladly accepted:
- Human
- Breathing
- Female
Compiling the results so far
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what women want:
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kind: 14 (23.3 %)
intelligent: 11 (18.3 %)
funny: 10 (16.7 %)
attractive: 4 ( 6.7 %)
competent: 2 ( 3.3 %)
curious: 2 ( 3.3 %)
honest: 2 ( 3.3 %)
protective: 2 ( 3.3 %)
confident: 1 ( 1.7 %)
cuddly: 1 ( 1.7 %)
generous: 1 ( 1.7 %)
honorable: 1 ( 1.7 %)
industrious: 1 ( 1.7 %)
interesting: 1 ( 1.7 %)
joyful: 1 ( 1.7 %)
mature: 1 ( 1.7 %)
mellow: 1 ( 1.7 %)
rich: 1 ( 1.7 %)
sarcastic: 1 ( 1.7 %)
sweet: 1 ( 1.7 %)
tolerant: 1 ( 1.7 %)
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what men want:
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attractive: 4 (16.0 %)
kind: 3 (12.0 %)
funny: 2 ( 8.0 %)
independent: 2 ( 8.0 %)
athletic: 1 ( 4.0 %)
happy: 1 ( 4.0 %)
honest: 1 ( 4.0 %)
intelligent: 1 ( 4.0 %)
into cooking: 1 ( 4.0 %)
not psycho: 1 ( 4.0 %)
outdoorsy: 1 ( 4.0 %)
patient: 1 ( 4.0 %)
rich: 1 ( 4.0 %)
sensible: 1 ( 4.0 %)
sensitive: 1 ( 4.0 %)
sensuous: 1 ( 4.0 %)
sweet: 1 ( 4.0 %)
tolerant: 1 ( 4.0 %)
If we focus on the top items from each category we get
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kind - intelligent
-
funny - attractive
for the ideal man
and
- attractive
-
kind -
funny - independent
for the ideal woman
So, attractive, kind, and funny make it on both lists, though in different order. The other difference in the above list, besides the order of the other three items, is that the ideal man must be intelligent (very important, with 18% of the vote), while the ideal woman should be independent (though not as important, since it only got 8% of the vote).
Note, the above was calculated by grouping similar terms (such as smart and intelligent), and it was done assuming the following equivalences
smart => intelligent,
witty => intelligent,
whimsical => funny,
hilarious => funny,
compassionate => kind,
nice => kind,
gentle => kind,
good-natured => kind,
good soul => kind,
caring => kind,
capable => competent,
sexy => attractive,
hot => attractive,
beautiful => attractive,
handsome => attractive
If you have a better set of equivalences, especially if you can group any of the items above that got 1 vote (such as sensitive or mature) into a broader category, let me know and I may run my script on your set.
32, female
- honest
- funny
- smart
Silly
Compassionate
Otherworldly
Smart,
Sexy,
Good-hearted.
(Male, straight, 44)
37, Male, Straight
- Golfball
- Garden
- Hose
You suck!
Short
Flat
Head
39yo straight male
SSG Schwartz
You forgot the tea-making dagnabit!
You’re looking for Mork?
21-year old straight male. A mere whipper-snapper, I know. Anyways:
- understanding
- intelligent
- passionate
I just got out of a serious relationship, with a woman who was two out of three; i.e. she was brilliant as hell and blazingly passionate, but she was hardly the understanding type. After a while, I avoided conversations of any depth with her, since my words would invariably be misinterpreted and she’d go on a half-hour crying jag, while I stood back and wondered what the hell I said (and in her defense, I was rather insensitive on many an occasion).
However, I’m still only twenty-one, so I have plenty of time to find someone who exemplifies all three. In the meantime, I gotta make sure I’m someone worth being with (at the moment, I do not think I am — too many issues left over from the last relationship, and I have my own bad qualities I have to work out).