I am not dating or looking for someone but I just had to put in my two cents for Sunspace. I’ve seen his pic, he’s cute, got a great sense of humor and is quite bright…I think you girls should grab him up.
:: double blush ::
Thank you!
42 is NOT too old. 
Female, 18-20, geeky intelligence, well-read, a good memory for random useless trivia, witty in writing and in speaking, a good sense of humour (preferably finding me funny, as i’d think they were),reasonably competitive, won’t be supportive for the sake of being supportive, into computer games and comics (or at least thinks they aren’t just for kids), some sort of hobby-small scale obsession, randomness - the sort of person who might be distracted by a shiny object, or a odd light on the wall. Curvy. Green eyes, dark/black hair. around 5’6’’-5’10’’ or so. Likes (or at least tolerates) and ice hockey playing boyfriend.
I know, you’re just ready to hide, aren’t you, with these hordes of females coming out of the woodwork admiring you. 
A self-supporting non-drinker who couldn’t identify one NFL coach if it was the Million Dollar question and he was out of lifelines, but who can name every single actress to ever play the role of Bertha in Pippin on Broadway and can recite from memory most of the episodes of Black Adder. At the same time he loves cooking as much as I don’t, isn’t happy unless he balances my check book and handles my money for me (and does it well), loves my dog as much as I do, isn’t embarassed to say or hear “I love you” when it’s relevant and true, reads textbooks in history and literature just for fun, can make me laugh and laughs at my jokes and, of course, generally thinks I’m a smaller case ‘g’ god who walks among men (but makes me exercise). A really cute bubble butt and dimpled cheeks (either ones) are a plus. Orphans preferred.
:: leans back and basks in the warmth from the screen ::
…Sorry? What was that?
exceptions can always be made
Hey, this will be good practice for me
Male, 26-40, though I’m not really hung up on the age thing. Employed, and preferably financially stable. Now that we have the two mandatories out of the way, let us talk dreams:
Tall, dark curly hair and facial hair. Sense of humour, doesn’t take life too seriously. Loves reading and movies. Tolerates cats. Literate, intelligent and fun.
Other than that, I’m easy 
Remember that great Bloom County along these lines?
As for me: Sorry, ladies, I’m taken.
one more thing - cannot hate cats (doesn’t have to love them - but mustn’t hate them)
Ms. Miller.
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and sometimes :mad:
As someone who’s met Sunspace, I can also vouch for his nifty-ness.
Well, she’s about 5’4"—perfect handfuls and hips an’ ass that say, “Ohhh…Mama!” She’s the most intelligent woman within my multi-state area (truly tested) and has the most erotic and intriguing mind of any woman that I have ever met. She is a ferocious mother, brilliant artist, and the most morally sound person I have ever met. She makes my life worth living.
I love her.
Mine is sleeping peacefully in the next room.
He’s reasonable, he’s handsome, he’s intelligent, he listens, he adores spending time with me, he’s a family man, he’s good to our cats, and most importantly - he loves me above all else, but he doesn’t put me on a pedestal - he loves me for exactly who I am, goofy, silly, human habits and all. And I love him for the same reasons.
Awwww.
So, thanks, Kytheria! I’m enjoying my gift from the goddess of love! I will play It’s Raining Men in your honour.
Kythereia is what I meant to write, of course. I left out an E, which I, of all people, should have known better than to do. :smack:
Funny, kind, not insanely into sports. Must appreciate my sense of humor (which can be pretty sick at times). Preferably aged 30-45, 5’ 8" or taller. Build, hair, and eye color aren’t an issue. Must read. Must like children (I have one and it would actually be great if he had one or two already). Eclectic taste in movies would be a plus, since “blockbuster” movies starring Will Smith suck my asshole inside out. And I agree with Sampiro, orphans (or clones who were raised for spare parts and escaped the facility or something of that nature) would be super awesome. It would be nice if he thoroughly, completely, and enthusiastically adored copulation in various forms.
Oh, and if you think you might dig me, rest assured that I speak much better (and more often) than I compose posts on a message board.
What if we’re not too sure just how clever we are? Other than that, I pretty much have the rest of that covered. Would you like to share an arrow?
Hmmm. As to what I’d like… no psycho loved ones, no desire to have kids beyond a couple of pets, loves goofy activities and is cute to me. Age/religion/race doesn’t matter, as long as you’re not talking a devout fundamentalist. Guess that’s about it, but I’m usually willing to give anyone the benefit of the doubt, despite any differences. After all, it is the journey that counts!
Check, I’m not so kind that little animals come running up to me in the woods but I always try to improve the world a little every time I touch it. Hate commercial sports with a passion, but like bike riding swimming and running.
Check, read absurdist comics and alt.binaries.humor.skewed.
Check, 44, 6’2”
Whew ::Un-sucks gut::
Check. Oh you mean Everyday?
Check, two teenaged boys.
Pretty much detest anything mainstream. One of the first movies I loved was Forbidden planet.
I actually was raised as an experiment by my Mom, she researched for years and designed the family around her experiment.
More than you could imagine.
Very true for me too.
I’ll overlook the typo, being a benevolent goddess and all. Just doing my job, love. grooves to music
Got the orders in so far… mm-hmmmm, right, uh-huh… scribbles, crosses out, double-checks Okay! Let me notch a few more arrows and we’ll be all set…