OK, you guys, Mr. S. is a little drunk, so please humor him.
But, let’s talk about finding the perfect SO.
Be specific if you want.
For instance, if I found the perfect woman, she would be:
PHYSICAL:
Have tattoos and piercings
russian accent
5’11 or above
RED HAIR (we love this, don;t we, guys)
smaller boobs
PERSONALITY:
likes horror and sci-fi movies
loves science and history
likes toys (not sex toys, transformers and such whatnot)
Simpsons fanatic
tomboy
metal music
If I could find a girl who met all of the above, I would marry her.
Dopers, I again say I’m drunk. So please, humor me. What is your perfect SO. And if your SO is perfect, tell us why!
Well, on past averages, my perfect partner would be:
Early 30’s
Very Butch
Red hair (or failing that, brown with a heap of red)
probably carrying a bit of weight
slightly taller than me
very deep eyes
smart. in fact, very smart… not just academic stuff but ‘street smarts’
have a wide circle of friends
be into folk music (and sigh probably country music… we are talking past averages here)
Like pottering around in the garden
Love my cooking
Be ultra-neat and tidy but somewhat of a couch potato
be prepared to fight for what they believe in (ie social conscience)
have a dog
be sexually out-there
I want to say that I don’t really have a type, but the people I have found myself to be most attracted to/compatible with have usually had these characteristics, even if they are things I hate (like country music)
I don’t think my SO is perfect, but he’s perfect for me.
-Good heart and soul
-Kind to people, deep down kind
-spiritual but not religious
-talented
-sexy and extremely attractive- gorgous eyes, ass, body. Shaves his head. RAWR!!
-loves animals
-always good to me, always.
-generous to a fault
-hard working
-entertaining
-adventerous (in all ways)
-is a motorcycle rider, boater, hiker
-loves amusement parks
-not jealous or possesive
-lets me be who I am
-is never embarassed of me, even when I do crazy things
-is completely supportive of whatever I get it in my head to do
-loves, trusts, and respects me completely
Of course, there are many things that aren’t positive, but the postives WAY outweight the negatives. For me he’s perfect. I wouldn’t change a thing, I really wouldn’t.
Physical
I’d like him to be 5’6" or taller.
Muscular is nice but not too muscular.
Eye/hair color, piercings/tattoos and body hair don’t matter.
He’d have short hair, though.
(I like “manly” men. . . can’t really describe it, but I know it when I see it.)
Personality
Must have good sense of humor.
Likes animals.
Relaxed and laid back but responsible.
Intelligent.
Likes roller coasters.
Likes music - doesn’t have to be the music that I like, as long as he listens.
Adventurous.
Open to sexual experimentation.
Not clingy.
Doesn’t baby me.
Calm when I freak out.
Kind, but not a pushover.
He would: Explain hockey to me, take me fishing sometimes (and bait the hook,) brush my hair sometimes in the evenings, laugh when the dinner I cooked was horrible, and like to go camping.
His idea of a perfect day would be hanging around the house, watching tv/sports/movies while I stuck my face in a book, then grilling some steaks and having dinner and beer and then hot, sweaty sex all evening.
Maybe I should place that as a personal ad. :rolleyes:
Maybe. I think you’d get a lot of responses. I know I fit that description.
For my perfect SO? I haven’t given it much thought, so consider this a rough draft.
PHYSICAL:
Hair and eye color are unimportant, although I do like auburn hair
Nicely formed facial features; I’m partial to delicate bone structure and heart-shaped faces. But, there are too many ways for a woman to be beautiful for me to pick just one. Good cheekbones definitely help, though
Body type is not important, though I generally prefer slim to average. Again, too many ways to be beautiful.
Since we’re talking ideal, here, a flat tummy and a round ass
Breasts would be good, too, but I don’t care what size. They’re all good.
Some degree of athleticism, but not a fanatic about more than one sport
Nice, soft skin
PERSONALITY:
Funloving
Warmhearted and tolerant, but not a doormat
Intelligent, even if not too well educated
More emotional than intellectual, but without emotional baggage (We said ideal, right?)
Highly sexual and sensual
Not too hyper
MUST love animals and nature, but not necessarily a rugged outdoor type
Must enjoy, if not love, water (swimming, sailing, just watching the waves, etc)
Must love music of a variety of types, but not rap, hip-hop, etc.
Must love fun movies, as well as serious, but not pretentious, movies
Must read for pleasure (anything other than trashy romances, though those are okay, if not the ONLY reading material)
Must be generally competent. Doesn’t need to be good at everything, but I can’t deal with people who are bad at everything.
Physical:
Blonde hair
Blue eyes
5’2"-5’5"
Slim-average. Not too skinny.
Nice smile
Soothing voice
Chest size does not matter, nor does the ass.
Personality:
Must get my weird sense of humor
Can not be politically correct or easily offended
Quiet, but be able to hold her own in a conversation
Must appreciate my cooking
Intellegent, but not only in one subject
Surprises me (surprise in that she’s not like anyone else, not that she’s really a man)
Likes children
Likes stupid movies and shows(Family Guy, Blazing saddles etc.)
Won’t break down crying over every thing that goes wrong
Takes care of her self, but not high maitenece (sp?)
Perferably Catholic, but not a must.
Nice, but won’t take my crap
She would: listen to me when I’m in a bad mood, and tell me that I was right, even when we both know I wasn’t. She would make an attempt to like something I like, even if she doesn’t.
Perfect Night Out: We go to a nice place for diner, or I cook, maybe a movie, if it is nice out, we would lay a blanket on the ground, and stare at the stars and moon until we fall asleep.
Physical
5’0" to 5’7"
Straight, long black hair.
Average build
Very pale skin complexiation - almost goth-like would be preferable
Personality
Likes weird humor
Quiet
Academically smart
Must like computers and other tech related stuff.
Likes Science fiction and Fantasy
I would prefer a girl that is slightly on the slobbish side, easier to deal with.
Physical:
I don’t know, and I’m not sure that I really care. There are many things that factor into what I find physically attractive. I don’t think it would be possible to pigeonhole them into a few attributes.
Personality:
Kind
Humorous
Intelligent
Responsible
Thoughtful
Everything else is negotiable
Outside:
-Tall
-Not horribly disfigured
-In good shape
-Cute
Inside:
-Smart
-Funny
-CONFIDENT
-SINCERE
-Is at least willing to pretend that he’s not ruled by his libido (Please do not point out how this contradicts sincerity. I know)
Essentially, I’m looking for men who don’t exist. I’ll settle for smart, cute and laughs at my jokes.
Conincidently, I have a friend I used to work with who is a tall, thin, red headed native Russian woman who is a master marksperson and listens to Ramstein. I don’t think she watches The Simpsons. No I will not introduce you. Sorry.
Since we are wishing for stuff
LOOKS:
About 5’5"
thin but not too thin
athletic without being butch or jacked (Jenifer Garner, not something out of the WWE)
Pretty tan but not too tan
Should look 20 something-
PERSONALITY
-Smart but not upity
-Loves sex…but isn’t all annoying about it and has a rare condition that makes me the only male she can be with without breaking into hives.
-Doesn’t whine
-Always looks perfect but times her grooming so she is ready the instant I show up.
-Must find outrageous antics charming
SOCIAL
-Always acts appropriately in every situation, whether it’s pool at the local bar or dinner with the boss.
-Friendly with everyone but does not overshadow me
SUPERPOWERS
-Can shape-shift into any other hot girl but that’s it (like Mystique but naturally looks like Rebecca Romain-Stamos all the time instead of all blue and scaly)
-Can temporarily clone herself
5’11’’
Big blue eyes
Fairish hair
Sexy full lips
Strong arms
Comical eyebrows
Cute smile
Great ass
Funny
Likes to cuddle
Fab in bed
Likes my cooking
Humours my mad whims
Thoughtful
Romantic
Crazy
Smart
they dont exist… even if they did and u were lucky enough to find them then theyd a. already be married or b. have some sort of reason as to why it wouldnt work
maybe im bitter
shorter then me (not a problem for my 5 foot girl)
great sense of humor (she must have it, she’s dating me right?)
has to be able to cook (cause I sure as hell cant)
has to like folk music (Ani Difranco, Dar Williams etc.)
has to like Buffy the Vampire Slayer
has a cute laugh
had long dark hair
can put up with me
can put up with my family
likes animals
is gay (lol)
My sweetheart seems to fill all these categories and much more. But thats not why I love her. I love her because she challenges me, because she shows me the beauty in everyday things. Makes me smile, keeps me safe and I know I never want to live without her.
“Just let me try and I will be good to you. Just let me try and I will be there for you. I’ll show you why you’re so much more then good enough”
Sense of humour and playfulness - I am very silly (ie putting on puppet shows with my hands and using funny voices), and someone who can’t tolerate that, can’t tolerate me.
Nice hair. Anything that smacks of the Eighties, especially mullets and Dynasty-style blow-outs, is a dealbreaker, I’m afraid.
An appreciation of Madonna is a MUST. If you loathe her, then don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out. No wait, do.
A bright, cheerful smile.
A level of intelligence that I can respect, with some natural curiosity thrown in.
An appreciation of my cooking, my dancing and my feet.
An interest in spirituality. Being Pagan is a plus.
The willingness to be adventurous with sex.
and finally:
An attitude of kindness, generosity and compassion is something that never goes amiss.
As long as they are a few inches shorter than me, everything is nicely in proportion, and they are in good shape, I’d be happy with a lot of different things (although I prefer breasts to atleast be a “handful”, so to speak). Dark features (eyes, hair, etc.) and tan skin are nice. Personal hygene and upkeep is important too. A few select piercings and a tatoo on the lower back are a major plus, and if she looks great in “low rise boot cut jeans” I’m hers instantly… good style is a must.
My personality list, in no particular order:
Likes to have fun.
Should appreciate punk/ska music, skating, surfing, etc.
Has to love sex and experimentation, period.
Has to love my cooking and my margaritas.
Likes drinking, but not excessively.
Ambitious - life goals are not limited to “Be a good mother to her children and a good wife to her husband”
Good college education and general intielligence and compassion
Likes to laugh. A lot. Especially at South Park. and me.
Honest and upstanding enough to keep me and my deviant tendancies in line
Must put up with, and preferably make fun of, me watching a lot of stupid movies and playing video games.
Not jealous or petty.
I’ve found her once, I’ll find her again I tell you!
I laugh at your jokes, Meanie. And, I’m tall. And, I’m not, technically, disfigured, because I was born this way. And, I only pretend to be ruled by my libido. Does that count? Nah, I still don’t make the cut.
Ya’ think? Say, have you met MeanOldLady? I’m thinking you two might work. Neither of you specified gender. Are ya’ tall?
