I believe the Detroit Tigers may in fact be the worst major league baseball team ever assembled. We may well be witnessing baseball history here. Consider:
- The Tigers are 31-96 going into today’s games. That puts them on pace to go 40-122, which is worse even than the 1962 Mets.
A few teams have actually been even worse than that; the 1935 Braves went 38-115, which is a tiny bit worse. The 1916 A’s went 36-117, which is worse. But the standard deviation of wins back then was greater than it is now. There’s more competitive balance today; going 40-122 in 2003 is far more awful, IMHO, than going 38-115 or 36-117 back then.
- The Tigers’ W-L is no fluke. The '35 Braves, for example, were a bit unlucky; their runs scored and allowed suggest that they should have gone 50-103, which ia still terrible, but they were unlucky in close games. The 1916 A’s should have won 41 games, not 36. Even the 1962 Mets were quite unlucky in close games; their run differential called for 50 wins, not 40.
But the Tigers… the Tigers’s W/L record of 31-96 is a bit unlucky, but 4 games. Not much difference. I think they’re even worse than the 1916 As.
- My God, what a pathetic lineup these bozos have. Most horrible teams have at least one good player. The '62 Mets had Richie Ashburn and Frank Thomas. The '35 Braves had Wally Berger. The '16 A’s at least had Bullet Joe Bush and Amos Strunk. The Tigers have nobody. Well, I guess Dmitri Young is a decent player. The pitching is an absolute nightmare.
I submit the 2003 Tigers are the most horrific band of losers to ever wear major league uniforms in the modern era. Thoughts?