At Costco?
Actually, I don’t remember the price, but it was cheap, and it was for four of these:
http://www.oralb.com/products/pulsar/
Which are ribbed, excitingly shaped, waterproof, and vibrate. Powerfully.
About the only thing they DON’T have is variable speed, which is where my analogy breaks down…or does it? :dubious:
The whole “breaks up plaque” aspect is a bit disturbing.
That’s a good price!
Pity we don’t have one of those around here.
I bought one of those. It doesn’t do much, I stuck it in my travel bag for when I go on business trips (once , twice a year tops) and went back to a normal toothbrush with softer bristles.
The package said it would last 3 months. Maybe if it is only used every second or third day.
I just wanna say: from a double entendré standpoint, your replies are working well!
You can really show off the powers of selective quoting with this:
Yeah it’s just a dildo you can leave laying out on your bathroom counter. Just like the “back massagers” you can get at the corner store, or the razors that “lift up the hair” through vibration. They’re lifting something up alright.
Actually I think it’s kind of unfair. Why can’t I buy a pack of fleshlights–I mean door knob protectors, at the local corner store? Talk about Kum and Go…
Damn. And here I was about to say that it looked like Costco had everything these days…
ETA: And that with deals like this, I’d be coming again for sure.
Back when they were first introducing the Dove Skin Vitalizer, it was sent out free to a number of people on various mailing lists. If you join these lists you get freebies and coupons for lots of different kinds of products. This is not only a powerful vibrator(without the rubberized gripper handle of the toothbrush or razors), but it’s water-resistant, and takes a single AA battery. It’s very loud though, which discourages both legitimate and more clandestine uses.
Enjoy,
Steven
Waterproof, you say? 
The Amazon.com entry says
I would say Water-Resistant. The buttons are sealed rubber buttons, and the battery compartment has an o-ring which would resist water. I wouldn’t take it with me to depth, but the shower would be fine.
Enjoy,
Steven
Or, you could just tape a toothbrush to your vibrator.
It’s been done:
Thats a really good price if you happen to have four clitorises (hmm, theres a word I don’t get to pluralize often)
Did you hear about the woman with 5 clitorises? Her panties fit like a glove!
Clitori?
Clitorum?
Clitorides.
Clitoridæ
The OP should have gone around saying, “Wow! That’s a low price!” )c.f. the Staples guy) over and over at the dildo bin.