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KellyAnne has been up to something in the garage and George has been wondering what his scamp of a wife is plotting this week. Finally, KellyAnne appears and reveals a her big project, a gigantic state of the art Mylar ballon with TRUMP 2024 emblazoned on the side.
Claudia posts a TikTok rant, featuring video she captured through the garage window of her mom, working on the ballon with this weeks guest star, Paul Manafort.
The video is memorable because Manafort was wearing the famous ostrich jacket and KellyAnne was wearing low cut jeans and half of her butt popped out when she bent over the balloon. Claudia takes this part and loops it and makes it into a .gif, which goes viral.
In what has become a running bit, KellyAnne screams at Claudia and takes her phone away. Then KellyAnne and Paul Manafort launch the Trump 2024 balloon with great fanfare.
George Conway runs out of his house with his trusty crossbow and begins shooting arrows at the balloon, and a couple at Manafort. One arrow scratches his ostrich jacket, causing him and KellyAnne to drop the cords and release the balloon.
George takes a couple more shots at it, but then everyone realizes that Claudia is missing and might be inside the balloon! KellyAnne accuses George of trying to kill their daughter with a crossbow. Frantically, George tries to call her but the phone rings inside KellyAnne’s purse. George accuses KellyAnne of signing their daughters death warrant by taking her phone.
George and KellyAnne get into one of their trademark fights, arguing over which one of them bears the most responsibility for their daughters impending death. Paul Manafort has taken off his jacket and is rubbing his tears into the scratch, trying to fix the expensive ostrich leather.
The balloon, forgotten by all the characters on the ground, runs into a high voltage power line, bursting into flames and knocking out the power grid, causing a blackout over the entire Northeast US.
Then Claudia appears! It turns out she didn’t hide from her mean mommy inside the balloon, instead she stole 10 bucks off her dresser and went to Starbucks!
So happy endings all around, except for the people living near the site of the fiery balloon crash and the denizens of the Northeast US, who are without power for things like air conditioning and life support equipment and drip coffee makers.
But, on the upside, Manafort’s jacket was made as good as new thanks to little boot polish mixed with superglue!
God, I swear those three are living lives that are nothing more than a reality show audition.