A few minutes ago, one of my PWDs, Guinness approached me, but instead of greeting me face to face, he backed up to the chair that I was sitting in. He wagged his tail, started laughing (an irregular panting sound he makes when he’s playing or doing sometthing mischevious), and then walked off towards my bedroom. A second later … EWWWWWWW! The gaseous by-product of partially digested Iams hit hard.
Did my dog just deliberately fart at me?
Now it’s your turn to roll over and play dead.
Almost certainly.
Mine does it all the time. I think it’s just to make sure you haven’t forgotten them.
See the tail wag? He’s trying to sweep the fart at you.
I have never had a farting animal (except my husband). I would think it would HAVE to be deliberate. It is when Mr. Kalhoun does it!
Li’l bastard. I’d put a cork in his butt, feed him beans, and watch him fly around the yard when the cork blows.
Now that’s puttering around the yard!
Let’s face it… your dog farts at you, licks his scroat and then your face and pees on your tires. Simply put, they’re Man’s Best Fiend.