I think the requirement that one be a “natural born citizen” to be qualified to hold the office of President of the United States (US Constitution, Article II, Section 1) would prohibit installing a purely fictional character, one with a fraudulent identity (claiming the legal identity of another person), or a corporate person. Interestingly, it could be interpreted to prohibit people who are not “natural born”, e.g. gestated in vitro, and of course any kind of sapient machine intelligence.
Donald Trump is legally a US citizen and natural born person by any definition. That he is a fraud of a billionaire, successful businessman, a responsible and moral leader, and indeed in any capacity that we would nominally expect of a functional adult unfortunately does not technically disqualify him for holding the office unless Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell could grow spines and impeach him for any number of subversive or grossly incompetent acts. He certainly is not the first person to hold the office whose actual past does not live up to reputation; one can point to a number of men to hold that office who fabricated or embellished their pasts in self-promotional fashion or who turned out to be vastly less competent than promoted.
Nonetheless, some have managed to rise to the office; Teddy Roosevelt, who was basically the Paul Harvey “Rest of the Story” of vastly embellished personal history, turned out to be one of our most ethical and progressive of presidents, establishing the first National Monuments under the Antiquities Act and expanding the National Parks and Forest systems, imposing regulation on banking and railroads to protect the public interest, engaging the United States in international affairs as a moderator and broker of peace (and modern naval power, if peace was not to be had). He was also a, uh, Republican, although as a “Bull Moose Progressive” he was no kin to the current Grotesquely Obtuse Party, and in fact it was his break with conservatives like Taft that caused the early 20th century split of the party.
And if we’re going to discuss electing a literary or cinematic character for president, let’s not limit ourselves to Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne (who are both terrible choices for any number of reasons) and look to greater fictional heroes, like Doc Savage, Jean Grey, Nick Fury, Derek Flint, Sarah Connor, or Jack Burton. Yes, I said Jack Burton. “Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, ‘Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.’”
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