Did you get your money's worth Tiger?

Today’s sports section reported that el Tigre is going to give Elin $750 million in a divorce settlement to be signed next week. :eek: Said that is double what Elin originally sought, after her lawyers found out he was worth much more than $1 billion.

She is to have sole physical custody, but the 2 are to share legal custody. What exactly does that entail? And says Tiger cannot introduce any GFs to the kids unless he is married to them. Technically, I guess that means the kids could come to the reception, but not the ceremony…

Man, that’s a pricey sex habit!

Can he deduct what it took to get his car fixed?

There is no woman in the multi-verse worth that kind of money. If he was stupid enough not to have an absolutely iron-clad, air-tight pre-nup that covered stuff like this, then he’s a fool that deserves to get shafted.

… and he’s still a hundred times richer that most of us will ever be.

On the upside though, our chances with Elin are better than his.

I don’t care who has the money. Whomever spends it more quickly and gets it pumped back into the economy the better.

Maybe not, but he is not paying for her. He is paying for his kids.

From her perspective, the more money she can control now – the more money she can guarantee for their kids. If he gets remarried, they could end up with nothing from his side.

Yes, I’m sure she only wants the money for the kids. :rolleyes:

Who said that? Project much?

Riiiiight. Sure it is. I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn you might be interested in purchasing…

He did have a pre-nup but once the scandal hit he sweetened it up a whole lot in order to add a “you will keep your mouth shut about everything” clause to it.

What are you talking about? What do you object to?

No man is worth that much either, the thing is once they got married it became Their money, not his money.

Yeah, it is an interesting economic choice that he thinks it is worth hundreds of millions up front to protect his future earnings against whatever she might say.

I readily admit he is a phenomenal athlete - quite likely the best ever (tho at this point I question whether he will pass Jack.) But for someone with as much going for him to get himself into a situation that will cost him $750 million AND custody of his kids (assuming he cares about that) he is definitely one of the biggest fuck-ups of all time.

To his credit, Tiger was pumping as often as he could.

" … the biggest fuck-up of all time … " will still be " … a hundred times richer than most of us … "

There, fixed that for you.

This is the key, I think. He voluntarily gave up that much in exchange for her keeping quiet. Makes you wonder what else there is. I mean, his floozies have already come out with lots of damaging and embarrassing things, what more could Elin add to the mix?

Or, it could be that the various groups that were estimating his fortune were off by quite a bit, and Tiger’s already well over a billionaire.

Sure, like the guy who is proud to have a million invested in the stock market, but fails to mention he started with 10 mill. Seriously, before this all came out I thought Tiger was uncannily smart in managing his image and all - in addition to his incredible focus on the course and strategy for getting to and staying at the top.

To piss away 1/2 of your net worth is not smart in my book.

IMO, he is buying her silence. What does she know that could possibly do more damage to his reputation?

My guesses:

  1. The events that transpired on Thanksgiving Weekend
  2. Alleged use of PEDs
  3. Hi Opal
  4. something else entirely

Or he could just be paying the money so he can move on and not have to drag it out. Yes, it is a buttload of money, but he has plenty left and he might actually think he deserves what he is getting.