His wife is blind. 
Hey, just joking. Hope I didn’t offend you.
Where does the dog go for therapy?
In all fairness, the dog was mostly full.
I am very short/thin for a man, which most women find unattractive. It doesn’t help when above average height guys marry short women, further shrinking the dating pool.
My wife is very short for a woman, so I guess we fit.
But we can all entertain the possibility that my personality is just that good.
Not me, but my wife.
In the month we got engaged about a four or five guys came up to her and told her outright that they always wanted to date her but never had the nerve to ask her. But, I guess with the ring on her finger they didn’t have to worry about rejection any longer, so they felt OK approaching her.
It was very odd.