I’ve been gone for over two months. I spent my entire summer preparing for the bar exam, which I finally took last week. God willing, I passed.
The thing is, I felt screwed over by the Multistate Bar Exam. So did most other people I talked with. The MBE is a 200-question multiple choice nightmare, taken in most states, that supposedly tests your knowledge of Contracts, Torts, Property, Constitutional Law, Criminal Law and Evidence. In Pennsylvania, it’s particularly helpful to do well on this exam, since the better you do on the MBE, the more points you can afford to lose on the essays.
I shelled out several thousand dollars and spent the summer doing between four to five thousand MBE practice problems. My scores were pretty good–I was ranging in the 70% range by the end of July. (70% isn’t great, but for bar purposes, it was all I needed.) Thing is, when I took the actual MBE, the vast majority of the questions were NOT what most of us were expecting. Typically, for example, they’d ask you a dozen questions dealing with the hearsay rule in evidence. I’d swear that this time around, I saw maybe 4 hearsay questions. Largely, the MBE tested on things that neither I nor most other reasonable law students would have bothered studying–odd things like judicial standards of admissibility–in part, because our bar review courses had told us what to focus on, based on past exams.
I feel like crap about the bar now, and I’d be lucky to pass. Some friends of mine and I came up with two theories as to why the exam was so weird this time around:
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The bar examiners are trying to keep down a glutted job market. They’ve made the test difficult enough to ensure that a certain number of people fail, thus slowing down job entries. Fabulous. Look, idiots, it doesn’t matter whether or not I’ve got a license: if the market doesn’t want me, it won’t hire me. At least let me GET MY LICENSE so I can do pro bono work until the market gets better. I’ve spent over $80,000 in legal studies in a three year period, and I don’t need to have that wasted simply because you want to make the market more “comfortable.” Especially since getting my license MAKES NO DIFFERENCE.
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The bar examiners decided to go war with PMBR. PMBR is a bar review course that specializes in MBE studies. They don’t charge a ridiculous amount, and they give you an assload of practice problems to occupy you throughout the summer. (They actually make them harder, so that you have an easier time with the actual test.) Thing is–PMBR geared themselves toward the old test that had questions you’d expect. We suspect that the bar examiners got sick of PMBR telling students how to pass the exam more easily, and decided to up the stakes.
Again, if this is the case, I’m pissed off. Given that people don’t learn everything they need to in law school, I found this course very helpful–not just for passing the exam, but also for understanding substantive law. (I.e., I never took First Amendment law in school–this course gave me a decent overview.) Why they’d defy this actual education to test on obscure points is beyond me.
My overall point: if I failed the bar exam, it’s the National Bar Examiners’ fault. I realize that some might point the finger at me for having not studied enough, but believe me, I’ve sacrificed my entire summer and studied 12 hours a day only to be devastated when it came to testing time. They sprung something completely unexpected on me, and I though it was a load of crap. I wish they, their employees, and their decendants for a thousand generations would all get the worst case of groin beetles imaginable.