CITES!?!!?
C’mon over, I’ll give you a cite. 
I will send any SDMB administrator ten dollars cash money if they change diggleblop’s user title from “Member” to “Huge Prick.”
Others, meanwhile, think “Member” works well enough on its own, and doesn’t need the obvious alteration.
I wonder if he’s related to the guy from another board who became infamous for managing to mention that he requires that kind of condom in every single post, no matter what it was about. Say you’re posting about vegetable soup. He’d post that he bought rutabagas and parsnips for soup while he was out buying his Magnum XL condoms. As you can imagine, he caused much mirth.
There was these two fellers standing on a bridge going to the bathroom.
One feller says that the water is cold.
The other says that the water is deep.
I believe one feller comes from Arkansas.
CMC fnord!
Do you reckon you can make me some biscuits? Mustard’s good on 'em to me.
You know… I was honestly going to avoid posting in this thread, but now that my name has been invoked, I feel compelled to say the following regarding that hypothetical drinking date.
No dice!
(I’m a huge dick and I have a huge dick, so I’m all set thanks 
)
I don’t care how big you think your dick is, stay away from the girly drinks, because the ladies won’t believe you. 
With everything I’ve posted in the last two weeks, sometimes I wonder if I should even believe myself
Not to defend the giant douche that is Diggle, but let’s face it, if you’re a guy, you’re concerned at some point in your life that your wang might not measure up. A heterosexual male isn’t going to go up to his male friends and say, “Let’s all whip it out and see who’s is bigger.” because, well, that’ll get your ass beat. Sure, you might sneak a quick peek every now and then in the locker room to see if anyone else matches you, but in the end, you’re going to be stuck asking your girlfriend, “Honey, do I have a big dick?” Naturally, if she knows anything about the male psyche, she’s going to say something like, “You’ve got the biggest cock I’ve ever seen.” So [del]Stubby[/del] Diggle naturally thinks he’s got a giant wang.
Now, I ask you, how is someone with what they think is a giant wang supposed to ask a question of an anatomical nature without sounding like they believe themselves to be John Holmes? I suppose that they could phrase the question like, “Gee, I notice that they don’t seem to offer the same options to big dicked guys as they do little dicked guys. Why is that? Is it because they figure that big dicked guys don’t need the help? What happens if the big dicked guy is a lousy lay? Shouldn’t he be able to avail himself of the same things that his smaller dicked brethern are, to compensate for his inability to bring a woman to orgasm?” But really, that’s probably not going to get them the answer they want. It’ll merely have people pointing at them and laughing. It’ll also probably inspire a Pit thread as well.
What’s a man to do? If you say you’ve got a huge cock, then no one will believe you, if you say you’ve got a micropenis, people will laugh at you (more than they already do, that is). I suppose we could all admit that penis size isn’t nearly as important as knowing what to do with it, but that would be like men saying that flat chested women were as appealing as Dolly Parton, and we all know that’s not likely to happen any time soon.
Real men don’t brag on message boards about cock size.
I get woken up by a big cock in the morning sometimes. I mean, I know the females probably like having a big cock around, but it’s too noisy once the cock get going in the morning. Often before dawn. In fact, it’s against regulations to have a cock around here at all for that reason.
Damn selfish of the owner and I wonder about reporting them every now and again. Plus they never give us any of the eggs.
I personally have always been steadfast in my denial that my member is anything more than average, but seven years of being told differently by my co-pupils at secondary school is there to contradict me. (No need to sneak peeks at the piss-trough when you have communal showers after games.)
It’s possible that the lady who spontaneously exclaimed “Oh, you’re huge!” just had nice bedroom manners though.
–The planetary archon formerly known as “Knobby”.
Obvious. You start a thread saying that your friend has concerns over the size of his knob; that way, nobody will ever know it’s actually your own tiny knob you’re worried about. Just the same as nobody will ever identify it as transparent bullshit when you start a thread complaining that condoms are always too small, or that your glans keeps chafing on your shoelaces or some such.
Reading this thread… I feel so inadequate all of a sudden.
Methinks he doth post too much.
I believe that’s called “blood doping” and has been banned in most European countries. Fortunately, it’s still legal here in the good ol’ US of A.
Oh, come on! Just a little alteration? How about “Member At Large”? Or “Extra Large”? 
I think “Huge Member” would be appropriate.
“Tumescent Member”?
How about “Member at Large.”