Every family has a black sheep…
Rainbows are awesome!
“Kudos”? Y’all mus’ be trippin’
Yo, DJ Cecil…KICK IT!
Shit, punk posts a few rhymes, all monosyllabic
And posters start to drool, actin’ all so fanatic
I came into this thread to put on a rap clinic
Let me introduce you to the man we call “Cynic”
Yeah, you better know his style ‘fore you step on the Dope
Cause he been sayin wack shit since you were jumpin’ rope
Gotta know a thing or two ‘fore you come to do battle
He’ll frustrate, make you cry like a babe without a rattle
See, Dio’s got the skills to make you pant from exertion
Cause there ain’t no way in hell he’ll recant an assertion
On any single topic that’s GD material
Be it sex, kids, drugs or anything ethereal
If you try to call him out on a comic backpedal
He’ll go all smoke-and-mirrors on a topic tangential
What, you came to Great Debates expectin’ Thoreau?
Punk, you just get another rerun of The Dio Show
With any other poster, yo, you shouldn’t be prejudgin’
But with D-to-the-C? Definition: Curmudgeon!
Word to your moderator.
He’s already contributed.
This.
Damn, shit just got real real, son!
Nice job.
Dio, what’ve you got now?
Oh, I say, old chap: good show, wot?
Liked the whole rhyme, but the quoted part was my favorite. The flow already feels catchy to me. “all mon-o-syll-abic!” Ha!
Double rainbow cross the sky, all the way. Yeah yeah oh my God, double rainbo-o-ow.
I like Rand Rover despite disagreeing with just about everything he posts (unless he’s being snarky - then it’s comedy gold).
Diogenes regularly posts stuff that makes me pound my head against my desk in disbelief; however, his rap was pretty cool (says the white, middle aged wanna-be soccer mom).
I also like you Vinyl Turnip because you are uber-snarky (including to me) and I appreciate that.
Anyhow - this post is only vaguely related to the OP, so I’ll just wrap up by saying I wish Dio would shut the fuck up about stupid stuff once and a while, 'cus when he’s not being a huge twat, he posts pretty good stuff.
Jeez, crackers, stop those rap battles.
That’s the worst haiku I’ve ever read.
At first I thought you were quoting me to agree with me. 
Ha ha! Ha! I cackled.
Try reading it in that fake Groucho Marx voice of the guy in the Vlasic Pickle commercial.
5 thumbs up! Highly recommended! But where/how does “DJ Cecil” fit into your shit?
What I would like to know is what insults cannot be construed as sexual?
Asshole = sexual, I’m sure there’s a website for it
eat shit - yep, website for that
pussy - I’m sure I can google a website that sexualizes this phrase
fuck off- website for this
jerk - you mean jerkoff?
son of a bitch - well, someone had to fuck for the son to get here
butthurt - definite website
dickless - obvious
shithead - already covered with eat shit
motherfucker - all sorts of websites
troll - I bet I can find a bunch of weirdos that dress up in troll costumes on the web somewhere.
spermburpin’ gutterslut - that was a gimme, I just like saying it.
So how is is practical not to have insults without some kind of sexual connotation?
How is **fuck off **even a little bit sexual, if the other examples aren’t? I’m not sure MOL really wants him to go off and fuck someone or really thinks he is going to stick his dick in himself (I could be wrong, though).
We will be limited to calling each other stupid, idiot, or Rand Rovers (although I am sure I can turn RR into some kind of sex insult).
Maybe you should have an APPROVED INSULT LIST that we can consult beforehand.
Well, someone gotta spin my beats, jigga.
Let’s not be hasty…
Psst. Last year called…
Aye! Thar’s the rub! When he’s good, he’s good, when he’s not, he’s a twat! May the pitting continue…