I think it was said best in the Godfather.
“Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.”
I’ve got to get that fleet out of Serbia and get an Army down there so that Turkey and I can really do some damage.
The fleet is sort of limited when it comes to inland strikes.
What I wouldn’t give for a missile submarine, or a Nimitz class carrier.
Germany, on the other hand, would settle for a wormhole. ;^)
I call “dibs” on jet aircraft.
Can I move an army from Paris to London using the Chunnel? 
Yes, ** Johnny Bravo**.
Just write…
A Par - Lon. It’ll all work out.
I’m gonna have to insist that you dont do that
No, because London will be MINE in the next move!
:: fires up hidden transporter ::
Muahahaha! Beam me over the Continent!
Orders due in 80 minutes! I wonder what surprises await…
(Bump)
In what is widely believed to be the largest simultaneous mutiny in history, all of Russias field commanders submit the following orders.
A UKR-Hawaii
A-RUM-Hawaii
F-Bot-Hawaii
A-War-Hawaii
When questioned, they cited the cold weather and the international reputation of American women.
In the second largest simultaneous mutiny in history, all of Turkey’s field commanders submit the following orders.
A Bulgaria-Moscow
A Constantinople-St Petersburg
F Black Sea-Warsaw
When questioned, they cited the easy pickings and the largest simultaneous mutiny in history. 
(Just kidding)
The result are out kids, check your emails.
As expected, my lazy ass hasn’t gotten a functioning web page set up, but those following along have another hack job to make do with.
I just want to say, I’ve always wanted to see Russia refuse to move to Sweden in an anticipation of a German bounce. The Russian fleet in the Baltic really puts the squeeze on the Jerries.
Hmmm…
Lots of people didn’t do what they said they were going to do.
Soup, welcome to the game of Diplomacy.
Even the first timers seem to have grasped the first most important rule about Diplomacy. . . dogpile Austria.
Then again, some people won’t do what they’re going to say. 
Not angry…just confused. That’s all.
Well? Where are the retreats? And where are the hecklers?
The retreats are in, I’ve sent a email with your adjustments, and the webpage is updated.
Well, I lied. There seems to be trouble with my email and ftp servers, so things are all stopped up for who knows how long.
Russia retreated to Sevastpol, and Italy retreated to Serbia.
Nyah Nyah! Oh wait, I didn’t get ANY builds did I? Oh well, looks like I get at least 2 next year!