Lisa sends a message to the long abandoned prison by model rocket to alert Mayor Quimby that the electric chair is on. The rocket goes off course landing in Mr. Burns shirt pocket…
Mr. Burns: “Smithers, it seems I have a rocket in my pocket”
Smithers: “You don’t have to tell me sir”
Maybe not the dirtiest ever but funny as hell.
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Bart and Lisa at the “Stock Film Festival”. While Homer and Marge are at home having sex, Bart & Lisa are watching a movie that starts with a rocket taking off, then a train entering a tunnel, then an Oil Rig ‘shoots’, then limp hotdogs fall off a conveyer belt.
Too funny!
I think that was exactly the intended joke. When I first saw it, I couldn’t believe they got it past the censors. Maybe the censors didn’t get it.
Two from Homer’s Odessey, that aired last night:
Discus Stu is with Bart & Marge: I have ozo for two-zo.
Bart: I’ll leave you two alone.
Stu: I was talking to you.
Not only diriest, but sickest.
And Homer, after eating the pig that Lenny turned into: That’s almost as good as eating the real Lenny.