Springfield Heights Institute of Technology
Huh?
Springfield Heights Institute of Technology
Massachussets Institute of Technology = “MIT”
Springfield Heights Institute of Technology = ???
And before Moe stole it, it was called The Flaming Homer. Two for one.
My GOD!
You are all responsible for me being blinded by tears of laughter. JEEZ, this is some funny stuff!
The Dick Tracy / Prune Face bit gets my vote. First thing I thought of when I saw the thread title.
Dont’ forget the usual reaction to the Flaming Homer:
“It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone’s invited!”
I don’t get the Dick Tracey and Prune Face one.
(am I reading too much into it?)
Re: Smithers standing in the emergency room. I got the same thing – light bulb up the wazoo.
Re: Dick Tracy and Prune Face
It starts out
Dick Tracy and Prune Face. But in the last line, it changes to
Prune Tracy and_____ Face.
OH… I can’t believe I didn’t see it. I must have read it too quickly.
Theres two things I can think of there were pretty dirty.
I can’t remember the exact situation of the one, it’s where theres an eclair and its called the chocalate orgasm and Homer (or someone else takes a bite) and it squirts all over someone.
The other is when Homer is making a dating video for Ned after his wife dies and they show Ned in the shower and he has a very large blurred out package.
That was Ken Griffey, jr’s reaction to Mr. Burns’s Brain Tonic.
It was Moe’s, too.
it was at the book fair, Reverand Love Joy made it from his book, Someone’s in the Kitchen with Jesus. I can’t remember the exact name, it was something along the lines of Mary’s Chocolate Orgasm, thats not the right name, but something like that.
Mary Magdolins (sp?) Chocolate Orgasm, yep you’re right
This one’s only implied. It’s the episode when Bart starts taking Focusyn. He’ so well behaved, Marge decides they can actually go out and enjoy themselves.
Homer: Ooh! Let’s go to the water park! The ten-year ban ended yesterday.
Marge: I was thinking of something a little more … adult.
(she whispers something in Homer’s ear). And then afterwards … (whispers some more)
Homer: Really? With butterscotch on it?
Marge: I think you misheard me.
The thought here is she said something that sounds like ice cream, as in “We can something until I scream.”
I could be wrong, and it’s only implied, but that has to be one of the dirtiest.
How about when Homer accidently shoots himself up with the sex drive drug and races upstairs with Marge. Next scene has Bart and Lisa stairing with a shocked looked on their faces at the ceiling- then a quick cut to Flanders- who has the same look.
And the episode where Marge got into weightlifting and decides she wants a little loving from a very creeped out Homer, who isn’t too interested. “I wasn’t asking!” Cut to a scene of Homer painfully limping around the house.
I think the X(xx?)-mas episode mentioned definitely has the two worst lines.
But I have a contender.
“Florida? But that’s America’s wang!”
during a wedding Marge points a video camera at Krusty and says say something funny: (or something like this)
Krusty: Ahh OK, a man walks into a bar sits down and puts a 12 inch piano on the bar. And then he takes out his 12 inch pianist.
Homer’s line “I once knew a man from Mantuckit, let me say the stories about him are greatly exageratted.”
Homer’s line “I once knew a man from Mantuckit, let me say the stories about him are greatly exageratted.”