I’ll bet there’s a web site for that.
Yeah, it’s called SecondWorstPornoEver.com.
Dio, stop! I am cracking up while I’m trying to work. I am crying with laughter.
Oh what, so now people have a problem with people who fuck each other through a hole in the sheet? :mad:
AIR SUPPLY FAN DETECTED!
You should be ashamed. So very ashamed.
Well, yes, an air supply is much more effective with a fan.
What?
Thanks. My impression of a male porn star is somewhat less impressive.
I can’t speak for anyone else, but my SO and I don’t get into what would generally be considered dirty talk, but that’s not the same as not speaking a word or not making any noise at all. I’m not offended by it; it just doesn’t do it for me, and could easily become a distraction depending on the specifics. Usually if I’m having a good time in bed, any noise I make isn’t terribly coherent and I won’t be up for a nice chat.
Why do we need to talk? I don’t get it.
ETA: The imaginary porno with the Sexual Gratification Roster is cracking me right the hell up. As much as I’m not into talking in bed, people that were that serious about silence would be mind-boggling to me.