Hello Dopers, and Welcome to ANOTHER freakin’ sex thread on MPSIMS.
I am really curious about your dirty talk habits. If you feel honest enough, please fill me in on the details:
a) what is your gender?
b) do you talk dirty during sexual acts, if so which ones?
c) do you do it for your own benefit, or your partner’s?
d) a sample of your naughty patter if you please?
I’ll start …
I am female, my partner is male. I sometimes talk dirty when I am trying to get him off. It usually makes me pretty uncomfortable, I am doing it purely for his benefit to excite him to climax. A sample would be moaning about how I enjoy him ramming into me over and over.
Your turn, I hope I am not offending anyone with this thread!
a). male
b). I try not to, because I think I sound moronic doing it.
c). If asked to, I’ll try to accomodate, but I think I sound dumb. Love it when a girl talks though.
d). “That feels great”, “you feel so good”, “you are so soft and warm”, “keep doing that”, “you are beautiful”, “you are sexy”
I try to avoid the “oh yeah” and “oh god” and “do it” and “who’s your daddy” porno patter.
a) I’m male
b) Yes I talk during sex acts, no acts in particular though
c) I do it cuz she likes it
d) A sample is not suitable for posting in MPSIMS. But I also stay away from the stupid “who’s your daddy” type stuff and I’ve learned I could write one hell of a letter to Penthouse Forum if I ever wanted to.
Okay… i’m female [ask iampunha]; i wouldn’t say i talk “dirty,” but i do talk about what i want, ask what my partner wants; i always make sure my partner’s enjoying himself, what he would like… No examples of my talk
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[li]Me, male. Partner, imaginary female.[/li][li]Cop out answer, depends on what you mean by “talk dirty”. Its kinda vague.***[/li][li]I do it for my partners benefit usually, but thats not to say I’m immune to the thrill myself. Hearing is usually the exciting part, but if I’m feeling bold its nice to those things you usually wouldn’t without a wink and a snicker.[/li][li]Maybe after I get off work…[/li][/list]
***I wonder how you’d define this. For some people I think talking dirty just implies that they make noise in bed. For others it might mean an elaborate role-playing fantasy. Some others still think talking dirty is a series of compliments of your partner’s bits and pieces or performance. It can also be taking an vocal role in requesting how you’d like the escapade to progress. I’m sure one could argue that it means all of the above.
Personally I tend to consider “talking dirty” implying more than just telling your partner how good they feel, or what you’d like them to do next, but I’m not sure how I’d draw the line. I personally get a little confused when a girl asks me to talk dirty to her…I mean does she want me to tell her hot hot she is, and how tight she feels…or does she want me to grab her by the hair and tell her what a filthy little slut she is, and make her beg me to make her come. You can see how it’d be a bit awkward if we had two vastly different expectations on that one.
b) do you talk dirty during sexual acts, if so which ones?
Yeah, I suppose so. Which ones? Well, you know, it’s damned rude to talk with one’s mouth full…so YOU do the math.
c) do you do it for your own benefit, or your partner’s?
My partner’s, although if I’m in a particularly randy mood it’s been known to push me from “this is fun” to “WOO-HAH!”
d) a sample of your naughty patter if you please?
Hell no. A couple of people around here have seen what I’m capable of, but I find it almost hellishly embarassing. While I’m more than willing to talk in abstracts, I’m actually a huge prude when it comes to details.
And I have to agree with avoiding “porn talk”…I can be so horny I think my head is going to blow off, but if someone says the wrong thing to me it’s like I’ve been hit by a bucket of ice water. I mean, the whole BUCKET.
Paraphrased from a fantastic book: You can only say, “Oh yeah, I love that fat cock” so many times before it starts to sound completely ridiculous.
b) Talk: Yep. All of the ones in which my mouth is free to talk
c) Benefit: Both. Mostly his. I do it because it turns him on, and getting him turned on turns me on.
d) Sample: Nope, sorry. It generally involves fantasy, though, and that would be TMI, on a grand scale. Y’all would never be able to look me in the face without one or both of us blushing :o
I don’t know about anyone else but that made me hot!
What is your gender?
Female with a male lover
Do you talk dirty during sexual acts, if so which ones?
Sometimes, yes. Usually during foreplay and oral sex.
Do you do it for your own benefit, or your partner’s?
It’s for both of our benefits. He gets very turned on when he knows that I’m really enjoying myself and vice versa. We don’t do the “porn talk” either… it’s really a turn off for us. I used to f**k someone who was into porn talk and it was o.k. but it didn’t really do anything for me.
A sample of your naughty patter if you please?
No samples will be posted here. Feel free to call my 900 number during the hours of 5 p.m. and 9 p.m. CST and, for only $3.95/minute, you can hear all the dirty talk you want.
a) what is your gender?
Female
b) do you talk dirty during sexual acts, if so which ones?
I also subscribe to the “as long as my mouth’s not full” school of thought.
c) do you do it for your own benefit, or your partner’s?
It’s mostly involuntary. I guess that would make it my benefit???
d) a sample of your naughty patter if you please?
I’m not really sure what I say. I think it’s probably very similar to the faking scene in “When Harry Met Sally” with some four letter words & some animalistic grunting/growling thrown in.
a) female
b) yes, and like Hamadryad says, I don’t talk with my mouth full.
c) mutual - it totally depends on the partner. I was involved with someone who LOVED dirty talk, and it was mutually enjoyable. Usually I’m not the one who starts it, but once inspired…
d) hahahaha…no. Let’s just say in my limited experience, the dirtier & nastier the better. No cliched porn cooing “ooh you are so big” stuff, more like the stuff of Omni’s that Rachelle just quoted.
a) what is your gender?
Male
b) do you talk dirty during sexual acts, if so which ones?
Yes, during a little of everything.
c) do you do it for your own benefit, or your partner’s?
Both.
d) a sample of your naughty patter if you please?
Whilst fucking a sample would be as follows:
Me: Did you see those soup spoons? Grunt.
Him: Oh my gawd, they were so filthy. I can’t believe they actually eat off of them. Hhhhhhh.
Me: Yeah, I am surprised we both don’t have hepatitis from that restaurant. Grunt.
Him: Totally disgusting. AAAHHHH.
Me: Yeah baby.
It is either something like that or a deeply philosoophical debate about the merits of capitalism and communism or something about how the sublime does not necessarily equate to beauty because something that is infinitely ugly can also be viewed as sublime as it possesses the unfathomable nature of the divine.
It could be like that or something totally different.
a) Male
b) Yes, but, unlike others who have posted here, I only talk when my mouth is full.
c) Partner’s benefit.
d) Sample:
Mrmph Hrmn! Wrjudgg, hromph ngh ryfmpt!
