A. Male
B. Talk, yes, usually not really dirty, more on the order of “oh, yes.” Acts? depends.
C. When I say things like “oh, god” it’s involuntary. Sometimes I hum during cunnilingus, but that’s for her benefit.
D. See above. hmmmmmmmmmmmm
So nobody’s interested in posting a sample … that’s ok, I had a hard time too! I was just interested in knowing what people would consider to be “appropriate” pillow talk, how many people are turned on by it, etc. Basically, the very dilemma that Omniscient points out, is what I’m trying to determine with the “sample” question.
I think “talking dirty” is more than moaning and wordless grunting - it has to be language in some form or another. I think it also has to be more than “oh yeah, that feels good, keep doing that,” or other instructions, since in this sexually liberated age we are ALL supposed to be saying things like that all the time. Dirty talk to me is more like Annette Bening in American Beauty - “fuck me your majesty!”
So, do real people do that kind of thing? Does it make you feel aroused? Silly? Exciting? Naughty? Does your partner like it? Other comments?
I’m female, partner is male.
Yes I talk dirty, mainly because he likes to hear it, and also to give him instruction and tell him what feels good.
The only specific one I remember is “Give me something to swallow.” The context in which that was said is quite obvious, and he very quickly obliged. 
Yes, she is very female. This is one reason I’m virtually marrying her on Saturday (some time after 6).
I don’t really talk dirty, and as I’ve never done anything remotely sexual offline . . . I have to restrict my experience to online (which is a good thing for Palmyra).
I refuse to even discuss what I say or do. ssskuggiii does as well.
A: Male-esque (I have a penis, basically)
B: Well, I never get to partake in any sexual acts, so this one’s not applicable. However, I do mess around with my best friends’ head whenever her boyfriend’s not around.
C: Well, hers, if you mean “become sexually aroused”. It’s to my benefit if you mean “become amused as she becomes agitated about not being able to satisfy her sexual arousal” (I’m sure as hell not about to screw around with her).
D: A sample? Well, all right, but it’s a little weird…
First, you have to understand that she and I both have odd fetishes. Second, keep in mind that she is rather bisexual. Third, keep in mind that both of us are very perverted.
First off, she wishes that she had a cock (a really BIG one… like, a couple feet long. She enjoys hentai, you see). So I roleplay as if I were a rather small, helpless female (with large breasts, of course) pinned beneath her. The obligatory gag we have is “harder, harder!”, but I usually say things like “you’re splitting me open!” and the like. Anybody who’s read some good hentai stories will find dozens of good gems.
(As I press the Reply button, I’m betting that this post will come back to haunt me)
Ummm, can you give a phone number here or what?
a) what is your gender?
Female
b) do you talk dirty during sexual acts, if so which ones?
All - the nastier it gets, the nastier I get. I am also the queen of phone sex.
c) do you do it for your own benefit, or your partner’s?
Both
d) a sample of your naughty patter if you please?
Did your mom lay out those panties for you?
a: male
b: yep. as long as the ol’ mouth isn’t occupied.
c: both of us.
d: it is to laugh haha…
Let’s see- a lovely lady, posting her fantasies and asking us to talk dirty to her, and for free!! I LOVE this place! 
Seriously, I am male, with female partner, I do talk dirty from time to time, and it is mainly along the lines of “you are really enjoying this aren’t you?” “you’re a very nasty girl, aren’t you?” “tell me what you want…” “say please…”. And then afterwards cuddling & sensitive stuff.
Diane, if I gave you my phone number… 
a) Female with female partner.
b)-d) no, because quietgirl is anti-profanity. If I told her to do something dirtier “take me now”, she wouldn’t kiss me. 
The first time I heard her call someone an asshole, I swear I about fell out of my chair…
I do think that if I ever was with someone who talked dirty, I’d be laughing too hard to do anything. forced eroticism humors me. Anytime I see a picture of a naked person, I tend to crack up.
a) Male
b) Yes, just about all of them. (Recirculating breathing is fine and good, but sometimes those jaw muscles just need a break, you know?)
c) For my partner’s benefit. (when she does it, however, that’s a whor… er… horse of a different color.)
d) I get enough strange looks from people, i’m not about to start it up around here. I’ll continue to be the mild mannered newbie instead of the crypto-fascist reprobate I’ve worked so hard to hide.
a) Male, straight
b) No, I’ve tried, on request, but thought it sounded dumb and forced.
Hell, I barely talk in everyday life.
c) when I tried, it was for hers
d) No
I can’t talk dirty, but I can damn well write.
I should’ve removed the “Originally posted by Brunetter” part. Sorry. Now everyone is gonna think she’s weird.
Rysdad, as always, funny as hell. (Let’s assume hell’s funny. Very funny.)
Anyway:
a) what is your gender?
Male
b) do you talk dirty during sexual acts, if so which ones?
No, but I do it during phone sex (obviously).
c) do you do it for your own benefit, or your partner’s?
Little bit from column a, little bit from column b.
d) a sample of your naughty patter if you please?
Maybe later.
a) what is your gender? Female with a male partner (but I wouldn’t mind another girl once in a while either… )
b) do you talk dirty during sexual acts, if so which ones? Yes I do… you see there are some situations (fantasies, moods, places, etc) that are more condusive to one or the other of us talking, and sometimes, if we’re outside or in a plae that is well inhabited by people, then quietness is good…
c) do you do it for your own benefit, or your partner’s? Both, really, we both like it.
d) a sample of your naughty patter if you please? ok…this one depends entirely on the situation. sometimes, depending on if someone is more dominating, if it is mutual, if it is a rape scenario, pillow talk can range from "I love you… " to “Yeah, you like that you little slut. Make me beleive you love it. forcefully Beg for it!”
I’d say either of those or anything in between is proper pillow talk as long as you talk about it with your partner before hand. the real key to any sort of good sex is comunication.
Ps:
Spoofe, I thought you said you weren’t going to share our little secrets…
Hey, at least I didn’t tell them about the unicorn horn…
a)Male
b)I’m not smooth enough to say much when I get into the rythm, you know what I mean?
c)I think it would be for both our benefit if I didn’t say much. Like Hamadryad said, I would dump the whole bucket…
d)Once again, not smooth enough. I’m not really the literary, inspired type. I think that people who can quote shakesphere would probably be pretty good at it. I’m just not inspired to do anything but work it…
Blushes at Magdelene.
Now come over here and we can talk about potting soil and how it is all squishy.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Okay now, fight the ignorance.
What the hell is hentai?